The most ridiculous things you can buy from Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop

Looking for the perfect gift for that special someone? You won’t find it here. Unless you like gold butts on a chain.

Goop recently released its Valentine’s Day gift guide — and like all Goop gift guides before it, it’s packing a lot of, ummm, unusual items (sex dust, anyone?) So we took a look at all the outrageous things you can buy on Gwyneth “I can’t pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000” Paltrow’s lifestyle site Goop.

Click through the gallery above to see more, and let us know what you think by tweeting us @YahooStyleCA.