Megan Thee Stallion Is Selling Her Own 'Hottie' Pies on Goldbelly
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Full disclosure: I've yet to head over to Genius for in-depth analysis of the lyrics to Megan Thee Stallion's new song, a collaboration with Dua Lipa entitled "Sweetest Pie." But seeing as this is the same artist whose 2020 duet with Cardi B was famously abbreviated as "WAP," I have a sneaking suspicion that the song is not literally about "pie."
But never let innuendo get in the way of a good promotion: To coincide with the release of this debut single from her forthcoming album, Megan has teamed up with the nationwide delivery service Goldbelly to release her own dessert, Megan's H-Town Hottie Pie, and for $59, you too can have a taste. (Don't. Just don't.)
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Goldbelly says this platform-exclusive Hottie Pie was inspired by Megan's "hometown of Houston and love for all things sweet" resulting in a "rich and gooey" pie packed with pretzels, coconut, pecans, and butterscotch chips. "With a hint of salt and a whole lot of sugar, it's like your favorite bakery took a trip to the candy aisle," the company explains.
And since this is Megan Thee Stallion, the whole thing is covered with a dusting of edible gold.
"Y'all, I'm so excited to partner with the hotties at Goldbelly!" Megan said in the announcement. "Ya girl wanted to create the sweetest pie of the century and my fam at Goldbelly did not disappoint. With the Texas-sized dose of sweetness it's serving up, if you don't have my pie in your mouth you are missing out!"
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A single eight-serving, 10-inch pie costs $59 plus a flat $10 shipping fee and is available on goldbelly.com. It's sent frozen and is ready to eat as soon as it's thawed. Goldbelly says it will last up to a week at room temperature or a month in the freezer.
"What better way to celebrate Megan's new chart-topping single 'Sweetest Pie' than with a taste of her very own pie!" Goldbelly founder and CEO Joe Ariel added. "We've partnered with our girl to make food dreams come true by creating thee sweetest pie in the land."
Meanwhile, if you want more actual-pie-themed Megan content, she shot a seven-minute pie-tasting video that can be seen on Goldbelly TV.
