14 Spot-On Reactions To Megan Fox And Machine Gun Kelly's Engagement

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At this point, I'm sure you're aware that Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly are engaged.

The couple sitting on a couch during an awards show
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They set the internet ablaze with: an — objectively hilarious — Instagram video of the engagement (complete with plenty of camera angles, as one does), a caption from Megan that claimed they "drank each other's blood" shortly thereafter, and the romantic tidbit that MGK custom designed the ring.

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Anyway, given how they dominated pop culture last year (in case you forgot), it's unsurprising that people are already taking to the internet to air their thoughts, which naturally range from mourning losing the chance to marry Megan (hate to break it to you, slim to none) and predictions about how they're sure to exchange vows by reenacting their first encounter.

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Before any further ado, I present my fave ones!

Just in: Tim Burton tapped to direct and Helena Bonham Carter to officiate.

This definitely seems more on-brand, TBH.

Once again, this better be their vows, or it's not even worth it.

This is exactly how they should end their vows.

Personally, I believe they should make it a televised event.

Exactly, where's MY ritualistic blood-and-gore themed goth whirlwind romance and engagement???

Bisexual women everywhere (me) found dead in a ditch.

Oof.

Was there ever a chance? No. Am I still inconsolable? No comment.

Truly Oscar-worthy.

So, yeah, I'm gonna need the entire New Girl team to be in attendance and post 4,902,382 reunion selfies.

The jokes about Megan also getting down on her knee to say yes have me in tears.

Exhibit B.

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