Martha Stewart, Queen of Thirst Traps, Sells Coffee Wearing Nothing but an Apron

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Martha Stewart, the reigning queen of thirst traps, is back to her old tricks in her latest spon-con post. 

The 81-year-old icon dressed in nothing but an apron for her latest partnership with Green Mountain Coffee Roasters to promote its pumpkin spice coffee pods. “Oh, hi there,” she says to the camera as if she doesn't know exactly what she's doing. “I'm just enjoying the natural flavor of pumpkin spice from Green Mountain Coffee Roasters and nothing else…literally.” MARTHA!

She continued, “Just look at this—a thing of natural beauty. No, no, no, not me! My Green Mountain Coffee Roasters pumpkin spice coffee is made with natural flavors. That means they stripped away the artificial and left nothing but goodness. What can I say? We have a lot in common.”

As Bachelor Nation alum Tyler Cameron put it in the comments section, “On my way for a cup of that 🤤.”

Though Martha Stewart has always been “a thing of natural beauty,” she started getting recognized for her thirst-trap prowess after posting that sultry pool selfie in July 2021. “That’s definitely a thirst trap,” she told Entertainment Tonight after the post went viral. “[I] just thought I looked great coming out of the pool. My camera came on backward, you know, selfie mode, and I looked so nice. The sun was on my face. I thought, ‘Oh, that looks pretty,’ so I took the picture. It looked good.” 

Just in case you're wondering, Stewart says she has “nothing” going on with her love life at the moment, but she is looking for someone to distract her from all the hot married men in her circle. “I had two mad crushes in the last month, which is really good for me, but turns out one of them is married to the mother of some friends of mine. He’s so attractive,” she told Chelsea Handler in July, adding, “I’ve never been a homewrecker and I’ve tried really hard not to be. I’ve had the opportunity to be a homewrecker and I have not taken anybody up on it.” 

Alexa, play “Jolene” by Dolly Parton. 

Originally Appeared on Glamour