Apparently, Lady Gaga’s Golden Globes dress was stolen, which leaves us with many questions to start. How does one “steal” a gigantic ball gown without detection? Did Lady Gaga just so happen to leave behind the gorgeous, periwinkle Valentino gown (inspired by none other than the Ms. Judy Garland in the 1954 remake of A Star Is Born,) at her hotel room? Did no one in her entourage notice? And perhaps the most important question today: If the dress was stolen, how on earth is it now up for auction? Whew. We’re going to try to explain.