Kourtney Kardashian's Bathing Suits Defy Logic, Tan Lines

Photo credit: Design by Mariel Tyler  - Instagram
Photo credit: Design by Mariel Tyler - Instagram

From ELLE

Earlier this month Beyoncé introduced a new and necessary phrase into our lexicon: the "mommy pouch." And this week, Kourtney Kardashian introduced a "mommy pouch" cut-out bikini to our Instagram feeds.

 

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A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Aug 13, 2018 at 1:30pm PDT

What is going on?!?

This is not the first completely logic-defying bathing suit Kourtney Kardashian as selfied in. It's only the latest in a series of overly complicated suits the reality star has worn and 'grammed this summer. They are real and they are spectacular.

As ELLE slack marveled, "[these bathing suits] would accentuate the worst parts of the average humans bodies."

These suits are wild!

They have crazy cut outs.

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A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Jul 24, 2018 at 11:25am PDT

They take "high cut" to new heights.

what’s mine is yours

A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Jul 6, 2018 at 1:59pm PDT

They are thong-ed.

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A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Jul 16, 2018 at 11:18am PDT

They are, to quote senior editor Estelle Tang, "bonk."

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