Depending on how chronically online you are, you may or may not have been cursed by the video of Kendall Jenner attempting to chop a cucumber on a recent episode of The Kardashians.
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The context of the clip (though there is not much) is that Kendall said she wanted a snack, to which momager Kris suggests the chef take care of it. “I’m making it myself. Just gonna chop up some cucumber, it’s pretty easy," Kendall says, before going about it with the strangest hand placement I have personally ever seen:
Well, it looks like Kendall herself has seen the ~discourse~ — because she posted a photo of a cucumber on a cutting board with the caption, "Here we go again."
A few things. Not that anyone asked, but the board is described online as a "professional grade plastic cutting board" and can be yours for a mere $90. Some professional chopping is certainly going on here.
Secondly, without going too far down the conspiracy rabbit hole, my coworker pointed out that Kendall is right-handed and the knife is on the left. Now, the image might be inverted or the knife just placed for aesthetic rather than functional purposes. But if that gets a laugh from you, I'd say it's all worth it.
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