Sunday was Disney Night on American Idol, and Katy Perry really got in the spirit, not only donning Snow White drag but even bizarrely staying in baby-talking Snow White character for the entire episode -- thus totally giving me flashbacks to that psyche-scarring Rob Lowe number at the 1989 Oscars.
Katy definitely looked like the fairest judge of all, and her commitment to the evening’s theme was admirable. But there were times when she was more “Snow Black,” as her castmate Luke Bryan put it. Like when she guzzled vodka from a crystal Cinderella slipper. Or when she lurched into jealous bunnyboiler/stalker mode (and seemed more like the Wicked Queen!) when host Ryan Seacrest outed her crush Cade Faehner’s new showmance with top 10 contestant Gabby Barrett. (Someday Katy's prince may come, but apparently it won't be Cade.)