Joe Jonas Wore A 2007-Style Wig, Put On A Million Scarves, And Perfected His Smize In A TikTok Tribute To The Jonas Brothers' "S.O.S."

Behold, Joe Jonas: one-third of the Jonas Brothers, one-fourth of dance-rock band DNCE, and — most personal to me — husband to Sophie Turner.

Joe dancing on stage
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I've gathered you here today because the mid-2000s (and current) heartthrob is rewinding the clock back to 2007.

Yes, it is once again the age of horrible fashion choices in the form of multi-layered bright clothing.

Joe wearing a long-sleeved shirt, tie, and a brightly colored jacket as he poses with his brothers for a photo

Like, Joe, baby, I'm sorry, but what is this outfit?

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Well, in his most recent TikTok, Joe celebrated tomorrow's 14th anniversary of the Jonas Brothers' iconic single, "S.O.S."

Before you ask — the video is ripped straight out of a 2007 time machine: straightened hair, Joe strutting and smizing with purpose, and about at least five different-colored and mismatched scarves.

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Joe Jonas / TikTok

JUST LOOK AT THE HAIR, I BEG.

Currently: losing my mind.

Currently: losing my mind.

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THE SCARVES.

Joe is wearing several dark and light colored scarves with various prints

There's red and tie-dye (?), along with hints of indigo, cerulean, and green.

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All I want to know is if Sophie helped him greenlight this decision or was involved in any way, shape, or form.

My gut is telling me yes.

My gut is telling me yes.

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Anyway, bye, I'm going to continue watching this video on loop and probably write a dissertation on its cultural significance.