Joe Jonas And Sophie Turner Are Selling Their $17 Million Miami Mansion, And I Feel Like The Inside Is Very, Very Them

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Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner exude a very particular kind of celebrity "cool."

Joe and Sophie on the red carpet, with her hand resting on his shoulder
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They definitely have a vibe going on.

Joe and a pregnant Sophie walking on the street
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That vibe being an "upscale" human version of Urban Outfitters.

Joe in a leather jacket and pants and Sophie in a short dress and lace tights
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Like, I'd love to have a Negroni with them!

Joe and Sophie on the Met Gala red carpet
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Anyway, their massive Miami mansion is for sale, and yep, it's just as cool as they appear to be.

Joe in a leather jacket and Sophie in a trench coat walking on the street
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The six-bedroom, nine-bathroom home is on sale for a paltry $17 million.

The exterior of the house

They bought it a year ago for $11 million and renovated it to their liking.

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There's also a 94-foot private dock.

Private dock with palm trees
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The living room is a mid-century modern masterpiece.

The high-ceiling living room area with sectional plush sofa and piano and floor-to-ceiling windows
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The bathroom has plenty of windows for people to watch you from.

A bathtub in a room with many large windows
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They have this lovely *little* deck.

A large deck with rattan sofas, chairs, and tables
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The bedroom is simple and chic.

A large bed in a sparely decorated bedroom
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Of course there's a chandelier that doubles as an art piece.

Close-up of a multicolored spiral chandelier
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The kitchen is fully equipped.

Large modern kitchen with large center island with chairs and stainless steel mega fridge
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I'm counting four ovens.

Close-up of the ovens and fridge
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The dining room is perfectly matched with cool wallpaper and another cool chandelier.

Round dining table with green-accent seats, paintings on the walls, and multi-light green chandelier
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Also, can we talk about those indoor plants?!

Many plush plants surrounding a spiral staircase and stone wall paneling
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Gorgeous!

Close-up of plants underneath the staircase
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And, duh, there's a pool.

Large sunken rectangular pool surrounded by palm trees
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So, yeah, if you have $17 million...I have the place for you to spend it!

Close-up of Joe and Sophie with the caption, "We saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe"
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