No matter how you feel about the current state of politics, perhaps we can all at least be happy that Frank Underwood isn't the president. Because they are evil geniuses, Netflix dropped the teaser for House of Cards season five on Inauguration Day, and now there's a new, full trailer. Frank and Claire appeared to be a team united . . . and Frank is eyeing staying in the White House all the way through 2036. Frank also coins the single greatest catchphrase in political history: "One Nation, Underwood." This is at least enough of a peek to hold us over until the premiere on May 30!