Arie Luyendyk Jr., former Bachelor and full-time monster, solidified his status as the franchise's worst suitor when he broke up with his fiancée Becca Kufrin on camera to get back together with his runner-up, Lauren Burnham. It was a move that shocked, bewildered, and enraged Bachelor Nation—but it looks like Ms. Kufrin's getting the last laugh. You see, while Luyendyk Jr.'s off loudly kissing Burnham in Spain and talking about race cars, Kufrin's sitting pretty in the Bachelor mansion—as the next Bachelorette—with 25-plus hotties competing for her attention.
And when I say hotties, I mean hotties: tall, bearded snacks who blow Luyendyk Jr. out of the water. Honestly, who has time to cry over Arie's heartless breakup when there are so many personal trainers wearing suits with eyes just for you?
This is beyond apparent in the photos Bachelor creator Mike Fleiss shared from Kufrin's first night as the Bachelorette. Just look at this blurry pic of Kufrin's contestants (below). I can tell from this image alone that these men are way better than Luyendyk Jr. The guy dressed like a chicken would never ask Kufrin to play bumper cars with him.
The dude in the photo, below, isn't wearing a suit jacket, which pretty much guarantees he won't lie to Kufrin or overuse the word "amazing."
Up next: The Bachelor mansion, after a witch came in and cleansed it of Arie's energy.
And here's Kufrin, looking fire AF in a white, beaded dress and probably thinking, "I'm so happy I'm not on an economy-class flight to Scottsdale right now ."
The smile of a woman who knows she won.
Somewhere right now, I hope Luyendyk Jr. is shaking in his racing shoes.