“Folding laundry is foreplay.”
With all this indoor time and once-a-week showers, you’d think there would be a whole lot of sleeping on our schedules. Sleep? What is this five-letter-word you speak of? Moms know no such thing. We’re currently running on doom scrolling and dry shampoo, and up late or awake too early.
Which is why Scary Mommy went ahead and made “Up Early Tonight,” the new late-night talk show on Hulu for moms who are, you guessed it, awake at all hours. Because that’s kind of our thing. *sigh*
Hosted by New York comedian and mom, Abbi Crutchfield, watching “Up Early Tonight” offers the kind of comforting screen time normally reserved for late-night text sessions with your bestie.
Check out these hilarious tweets from moms (and one dad who, well, tried) who joined us during a recent watch party on Twitter.
— Ester Steinberg Gardenswartz (@EsterKay) December 19, 2020
^^^ Take notes, fellas.
Boob jokes never fail.
See? Boob joke FTW.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) December 19, 2020
— Cian Smith (@MrCianSmith) December 19, 2020
Yup sounds about right. We forgive you, Cian.
“I apologize in advance” a Canadian woman’s memoir #upearlytonight
— Ophira Eisenberg (@OphiraE) December 19, 2020
And last but not least…
My husband now tells me “the baby needs her face suckered.”
— Inga Andree (@USMCSundevil) December 19, 2020
Well that’s one way to put it.
Join the conversation! All 4 episodes of “Up Early Tonight” presented by Huggies® are now streaming on Hulu! Tweet us with #UpEarlyTonight and let us know what you think.