Hilaria And Alec Baldwin's Gender Reveal Video For Their Seventh Child Is The Most Painfully Baldwin Thing I've Seen As Of Late

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¡Hola! Hilaria Baldwin, most famed for being accused of pretending to be Spanish, and Alec Baldwin — who I won't even get into — have posted a gender reveal video for their incoming seventh child.

Hilaria and Alec Baldwin stand together at a red carpet event
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Now, the idea of six children under the age of 10 may make you go, "¡Dios mío!" — especially considering that babies five and six were welcomed within months of each other.

The Baldwin family at a premiere all wearing matching suits and ties

There's Carmen (8), Rafael (6), Leonardo (5), Romeo (4), Eduardo (1.5), and Lucia (1).

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Then there's Alec's eldest daughter, Ireland, who he shares with ex-wife Kim Basinger, who recently described how he was emotionally unavailable as a parent. Cool!

Ireland Baldwin and Alec Baldwin holding hands
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For the neuva Baldwinito's gender reveal, Hilaria posted a video of Alec and all her kids, sharing, "Our family’s hopes and wishes, encouragement and advice for our new baby." Oh, the baby is a girl, BTW.

"One characteristic doesn't define you," Alec begins, hauntingly addressing the camera.

  Hilaria Baldwin / Via instagram.com
Hilaria Baldwin / Via instagram.com

The video then cuts to each of the kids sharing a word of encouragement for the unborn baby, with Hilaria herself saying, "Feel free to immerse in and express all parts of your identity without being shamed, limited, or bullied."

Hilaria talking with one of her children putting their head on her shoulder
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Now, I want to take a second to address the lines in the video that seem to directly comment on the controversy surrounding Hilaria's Spanish-ness.

Hilaria smiles at an event
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If you need a quick recap, two years ago Hilaria made headlines when people began pointing out that her Spanish accent wavered. Her official bio says she was born in Mallorca and, in interviews, she has implied that she moved to the US to attend NYU. However, despite being included in Hispanic and Latinx press, Hilaria is actually “Hilary” — a white woman born in Boston to parents who have appeared to move to Spain just a decade ago.

Hilaria and Alec Baldwin stand together at an event

Not a single person asked, but FWIW I am a first-gen immigrant who was raised bilingual and then moved to the US to go to NYU.

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In the wake of the scandal, Hilaria described herself on Instagram as "fluid," "multi," and that she was raised in "two cultures."

Hilaria talking

It's still not super clear exactly how much time Hilaria spent in Spain.

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This kind of language is evoked in the gender reveal video. Quotes from the Baldwin children include: "Be proud of being a multi human," "[You're] fluid, and on the spectrum," "[Move] freely in your cultures," "No one can define your cultures," and "Labels are lazy."

The Baldwin family standing in a field of grass

I just hope the kids are OK.

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The video ends with everyone saying how excited they are to meet their new sister/daughter.

Hilaria holding two babies and a small child standing by the door in a house
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A very specific gender reveal, if you ask me!!!