Heidi Klum's 2022 Halloween Costume Is Seriously Messing With My Brain — Like, It's Equal Parts Hilarious And Absurd

In the same way Mariah Carey is the queen of Christmas, Heidi Klum is the queen of Halloween.

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She's been hosting Halloween parties since the year 2000.

Heidi poses on the red carpet in a werewolf costume
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Her first year was pretty tame.

Heidi wore a gothic patent leather dress and pigtails

Very simple in Heidi terms.

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But as the years have gone by, her costumes have gotten increasingly more elaborate and random.

Heidi as a very realistic old woman sitting in a rocking chair and holding a walking stick
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There was the year she dressed up as Fiona.

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The year she showed up with five Heidi clones.

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The year she dressed as this decomposing alien thing.

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The year she dressed as an inside-out person.

Heidi as a human with no skin so all of the flesh is exposed
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The year she dressed as this purple superhero.

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Bryan Bedder / Getty Images

The year she dressed as Jessica Rabbit.

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Nicholas Hunt / Getty Images

The year she dressed as this giant insect.

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Dimitrios Kambouris / Getty Images

And the year she dressed as an ape.

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D Dipasupil / FilmMagic / Getty Images

But this year, I have to say, she has truly outdone herself.

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Frazer Harrison / WireImage / Getty Images

This year, she was a worm.

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Noam Galai / Getty Images for Heidi Klum

Yes, a worm.

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Noam Galai / Getty Images for Heidi Klum

Yes, that's Heidi Klum under there.

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Gotham / FilmMagic / Getty Images

Her husband went as a fisherman.

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Gilbert Carrasquillo / GC Images / Getty Images

So, I guess it made sense when Heidi just kind of wiggled there.

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The pictures are equally hilarious and ridiculous.

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Noam Galai / Getty Images for Heidi Klum

From just writhing on the red carpet...

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Noam Galai / Getty Images for Heidi Klum

...to being interviewed just, like, slithering there?!

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Noam Galai / Getty Images for Heidi Klum

Every picture is more absurd than the last.

Heidi posing with a man in a dapper suit for a photo
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She nailed it.

Heidi talking a selfie with a party guest
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Brilliant costume.

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I truly don't know how she'll top this, but I'm sure she will next year.

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Ciao!

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