Harrison Ford Knows Who Would Win a Fight Between Han Solo and Indiana Jones

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Harrison Ford on Han Solo vs. Indiana JonesRuven Afanador

Happy Wednesday, folks. It's a great day to be an Esquire reader: We have a recap for Ted Lasso's season (and potentially series) finale, Memorial Day sales that aren't quite over, and last—but certainly not least—we debuted our Summer issue cover story, starring the one and only Harrison Ford. The profile of the legendary actor features many delightful moments, but for now, you should read this interaction between the writer, Ryan D'Agostino, and Ford:

“What kinds of questions do Star Wars superfans ask you?”

“Well, they usually ask me, ‘If there was a fight between Han Solo and Indiana Jones, who would fuckin’ win?’ And I say [voice rising, fingers drumming], ‘Me, asshole! I don’t want to fucking make shit up like that. I mean, what are you asking me that crap for?’ ”

Ford isn't wrong! Obviously, the notoriously dry-humored actor is having a laugh at the expense of the media machine, but now he has me thinking about a three-way duel between Ford, Indiana Jones, and Han Solo. (Obviously, Ford's bare fists would best Solo's blaster and Indy's whip. And we won't take any counterarguments at this time.) Really, though, Ford's comments are a friendly reminder that we will see Indiana Jones in action-hero mode very soon, when Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny hits theaters on June 30. We'll see you there. Just make sure you don't find yourself in a dark alley with Ford and/or any of his fictional iterations until then.

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