The Funny-Sexy-Cute Valentine's Day Cards For Any Love In Your Life

Elizabeth Buxton

Valentine's Day isn't exclusively for couples, it's inclusively for lovers — family members, friends, and S.O.s all included. And the best part of this sentimental holiday is its universal celebration of love, expressed simply and sweetly through hand-written notes. Unfortunately, not all of us inherited the modern-day Billy Shakespeare gene. So, on February 14, we're going to enlist the help of pre-crafted prompts when penning any funny-sexy-cute sonnets.

No matter who you want to show affectionate gratitude on V-Day, there's a specialized card to kickstart that personalized note with warmth, pluck, and charm — and we've rounded up the best of the best ahead. Spread the love this year with everything from cute sloths to funny food puns, cats in pajamas, secret scratch-offs, and even a popup of BB-8 holding a heart and roses for your favorite Star Wars fan. Scroll on and never miss another opportunity to let the Sriracha lovers in your life know that they're, "Awesome Sauce."

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<p>Bestow this beautiful card upon that special someone who always puts nuggs before hugs.</p><br><br><strong>Urban Outfitters</strong> Humdrum Paper Nugs + Kisses Valentine’s Day Card, $6, available at <a href="https://www.urbanoutfitters.com/shop/humdrum-paper-nugs-kisses-valentines-day-card" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Urban Outfitters" class="link rapid-noclick-resp">Urban Outfitters</a>

Bestow this beautiful card upon that special someone who always puts nuggs before hugs.



Urban Outfitters Humdrum Paper Nugs + Kisses Valentine’s Day Card, $6, available at Urban Outfitters
<p>Love does NOT discriminates against body hair.</p><br><br><strong>Paperchase</strong> Prickly legs Valentine's Day card, $3.5, available at <a href="https://www.paperchase.com/en_us/cards/occasion/valentines/funny-valentines-cards/prickly-legs-valentine-s-day-card.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Paperchase" class="link rapid-noclick-resp">Paperchase</a>

Love does NOT discriminates against body hair.



Paperchase Prickly legs Valentine's Day card, $3.5, available at Paperchase
<p>Let's bring this cute (albeit confusing) compliment back on V-Day.</p><br><br><strong>Rifle Paper Co.</strong> You're the Cat's Pajamas Valentine Cards (8), $16.98, available at <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Pajamas-Valentine-Rifle-Paper-Co/dp/B07MFCKJ32/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1548439089&sr=8-4&keywords=rifle+paper+co+valentine" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Amazon" class="link rapid-noclick-resp">Amazon</a>

Let's bring this cute (albeit confusing) compliment back on V-Day.



Rifle Paper Co. You're the Cat's Pajamas Valentine Cards (8), $16.98, available at Amazon
<p>No need to beat around the bush...</p><br><br><strong>In A Nutshell Studio</strong> Funny Valentine Card, $4.49, available at <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Valentine-Naughty-Valentines-Greeting-Envelope/dp/B078Q7WJD8/ref=sr_1_1?m=A301IHQ4OCUDBX&s=handmade&ie=UTF8&qid=1548449543&sr=1-1" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Amazon" class="link rapid-noclick-resp">Amazon</a>

No need to beat around the bush...



In A Nutshell Studio Funny Valentine Card, $4.49, available at Amazon
<p>Yes, we could, thanks.</p><br><br><strong>Heather Buchanan</strong> Thought You Could Use Some TLC, $4.85, available at <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/649926247/funny-tlc-card-thought-you-could-use?" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Etsy" class="link rapid-noclick-resp">Etsy</a>

Yes, we could, thanks.



Heather Buchanan Thought You Could Use Some TLC, $4.85, available at Etsy
<p>For those who call it like it is! (But are still sentimental.)</p><br><br><strong>Minted</strong> We Do This Every Year Classroom Valentine's Cards (25), $20, available at <a href="https://www.minted.com/product/kids-valentines-day-cards/MIN-ZQF-CVD/we-do-this-every-year?color=A&greeting=" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Minted" class="link rapid-noclick-resp">Minted</a>

For those who call it like it is! (But are still sentimental.)



Minted We Do This Every Year Classroom Valentine's Cards (25), $20, available at Minted
<p>Surprise a sloth-lover by popping one of these cuties on their favorite pen and letting them know how much you enjoy hangin' with them.</p><br><br><strong>Paper Source</strong> Sloth Pencil Valentine Card Kit, $24.95, available at <a href="https://www.papersource.com/craft/sloth-pencil-valentine-card-kit-10006343.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Paper Source" class="link rapid-noclick-resp">Paper Source</a>

Surprise a sloth-lover by popping one of these cuties on their favorite pen and letting them know how much you enjoy hangin' with them.



Paper Source Sloth Pencil Valentine Card Kit, $24.95, available at Paper Source
<p>Is there any higher praise than being compared to a bottle of Sriracha?</p><br><br><strong>Zazzle</strong> Awesome Sauce Valentine Postcard, $1, available at <a href="https://www.zazzle.com/awesome_sauce_valentine_postcard-239685647252876866" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Zazzle" class="link rapid-noclick-resp">Zazzle</a>

Is there any higher praise than being compared to a bottle of Sriracha?



Zazzle Awesome Sauce Valentine Postcard, $1, available at Zazzle
<p>For those you just can't quit.</p><br><br><strong>Spicy Cards</strong> I can't quit you! - Valentine's Day Card, $6.5, available at <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Valentines-Love-card-cant-quit/dp/B07M9SHBDF/ref=sr_1_76?m=A3HCQOBPC5D746&s=handmade&ie=UTF8&qid=1548449242&sr=1-76" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Amazon" class="link rapid-noclick-resp">Amazon</a>

For those you just can't quit.



Spicy Cards I can't quit you! - Valentine's Day Card, $6.5, available at Amazon
<p>For when you want to be sweet, but not <em>too</em> sweet.</p><br><br><strong>Oliver Bonas</strong> Not Tom Hardy But You'll Do Valentine's Card, $4.25, available at <a href="https://www.oliverbonas.com/us/christmas-gifts/not-tom-hardy-but-you-ll-do-valentine-s-card-236287" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Oliver Bonas" class="link rapid-noclick-resp">Oliver Bonas</a>

For when you want to be sweet, but not too sweet.



Oliver Bonas Not Tom Hardy But You'll Do Valentine's Card, $4.25, available at Oliver Bonas
<p>Create some good old V-Day intrigue by passing out a scratch-off card with a concealed love note.</p><br><br><strong>Paperie</strong> Scratch-Off Valentines Card Pink, $16, available at <a href="https://www.target.com/p/scratch-off-valentines-card-pink-inklings-paperie/-/A-54356591" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Target" class="link rapid-noclick-resp">Target</a>

Create some good old V-Day intrigue by passing out a scratch-off card with a concealed love note.



Paperie Scratch-Off Valentines Card Pink, $16, available at Target
<p>The inside of this card reads, "You bet giraffe I do!" and it's one of the best punchlines we've ever heard.</p><br><br><strong>Hallmark</strong> Shoebox Funny Valentine's Day Card (Giraffe Joke), $4.99, available at <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Hallmark-Shoebox-Valentines-Greeting-Giraffe/dp/B01N5741XQ/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1548439547&sr=8-7&keywords=funny%2Bvalentine&th=1" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Amazon" class="link rapid-noclick-resp">Amazon</a>

The inside of this card reads, "You bet giraffe I do!" and it's one of the best punchlines we've ever heard.



Hallmark Shoebox Funny Valentine's Day Card (Giraffe Joke), $4.99, available at Amazon
<p>Sometimes it's best to say it simply.</p><br><br><strong>Paperchase</strong> One thing straight Valentine's Day card, $3.5, available at <a href="https://www.paperchase.com/en_us/cards/occasion/valentines/funny-valentines-cards/one-thing-straight-valentine-s-day-card.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Paperchase" class="link rapid-noclick-resp">Paperchase</a>

Sometimes it's best to say it simply.



Paperchase One thing straight Valentine's Day card, $3.5, available at Paperchase
<p>The inside of this cat card is quite cleverly completed with, "Wishing You a Purr-fectly Romantic Valentine's Day!"</p><br><br><strong>NobleWorks</strong> Valentine's Day Card With Envelope, $5.25, available at <a href="https://www.amazon.com/2151-Never-Find-Your-Body/dp/B07GXGR4B7/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1548438718&sr=8-7&keywords=valentines%2Bday%2Bcard&th=1" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Amazon" class="link rapid-noclick-resp">Amazon</a>

The inside of this cat card is quite cleverly completed with, "Wishing You a Purr-fectly Romantic Valentine's Day!"



NobleWorks Valentine's Day Card With Envelope, $5.25, available at Amazon
<p>Serious <em>Star Wars</em> fanatics will swoon over this sweet 3D BB-8 card.</p><br><br><strong>lovepop</strong> BB-8™ Mine 3D card, $15, available at <a href="https://www.lovepopcards.com/products/star-wars-bb-8-mine-pop-up-card" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:lovepop" class="link rapid-noclick-resp">lovepop</a>

Serious Star Wars fanatics will swoon over this sweet 3D BB-8 card.



lovepop BB-8™ Mine 3D card, $15, available at lovepop
<p>Make anyone's day with the heartwarming image of this lovepug.</p><br><br><strong>Papyrus</strong> Lovepug Valentine's Day Card, $4.95, available at <a href="https://www.papyrusonline.com/lovepug-valentines-day-card" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Papyrus" class="link rapid-noclick-resp">Papyrus</a>

Make anyone's day with the heartwarming image of this lovepug.



Papyrus Lovepug Valentine's Day Card, $4.95, available at Papyrus
<p>Part sweet card, part stylish sequin pin.</p><br><br><strong>Kate Jenkins</strong> Sequined Octopus Pin, $14.95, available at <a href="https://www.anthropologie.com/shop/kate-jenkins-sequined-octopus-pin?category=SEARCHRESULTS&color=010&type=DEFAULT" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Anthropologie" class="link rapid-noclick-resp">Anthropologie</a>

Part sweet card, part stylish sequin pin.



Kate Jenkins Sequined Octopus Pin, $14.95, available at Anthropologie
<p>What's hotter than Hot Cheetos? Yah boo.</p><br><br><strong>Urban Outfitters</strong> You’re So Hot Valentine’s Day Card, $5, available at <a href="https://www.urbanoutfitters.com/shop/youre-so-hot-valentines-day-card" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Urban Outfitters" class="link rapid-noclick-resp">Urban Outfitters</a>

What's hotter than Hot Cheetos? Yah boo.



Urban Outfitters You’re So Hot Valentine’s Day Card, $5, available at Urban Outfitters
<p>We heavily relate to this taco card's interior message, "You and tacos are honestly the loves of my life."</p><br><br><strong>American Greetings</strong> Romantic Tacos Valentine's Day Card, $4.99, available at <a href="https://www.americangreetings.com/detail/paper-cards/romantic-tacos-valentines-day-card/pn/prod3813" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:American Greetings" class="link rapid-noclick-resp">American Greetings</a>

We heavily relate to this taco card's interior message, "You and tacos are honestly the loves of my life."



American Greetings Romantic Tacos Valentine's Day Card, $4.99, available at American Greetings
<p>This cute card set is pre-cut, printed, and ready to make any donut-lover's day.</p><br><br><strong>Paper Source</strong> Donut Valentine Card Kit, $19.95, available at <a href="https://www.papersource.com/craft/donut-valentine-card-kit-10006347.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Paper Source" class="link rapid-noclick-resp">Paper Source</a>

This cute card set is pre-cut, printed, and ready to make any donut-lover's day.



Paper Source Donut Valentine Card Kit, $19.95, available at Paper Source
<p>Yah dig, dog?</p><br><br><strong>Minted</strong> Dig You Foil Valentine Cards (25), $25, available at <a href="https://www.minted.com/product/foil-valentine-cards/MIN-ZXK-CVF/dig-you" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Minted" class="link rapid-noclick-resp">Minted</a>

Yah dig, dog?



Minted Dig You Foil Valentine Cards (25), $25, available at Minted

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