Florida man (of course) sues McDonald’s for McNuggets injury

Aimee Levitt
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A box of Chicken McNuggets
A box of Chicken McNuggets


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Alexei Stolfat can’t help that he’s a Florida man. Well, I suppose, technically, he could have moved just about anywhere else, but I don’t begrudge him his decision to live in Palm Beach, especially in February. He also can’t help that he cracked his tooth last March on an errant bone he found in a McNugget. But since he filed a lawsuit against McDonald’s for this McNugget injury, we can’t help writing this ridiculous-sounding headline.

Anyway, the facts, as Stolfat tells them, are that in March, he and his wife ordered some Mickey-D’s through Uber Eats. When he bit down on his McNugget, his teeth hit something hard and, as his lawsuit reports, he felt “unbearable jaw pain.” The culprit turned out to be a .8 inch-long bone. (Stolfat removed it from his mouth and photographed it, as you do.) Over the next few days, he felt a toothache and headache, and when he went to a dentist, he was diagnosed with two microcracks in his tooth. Stolfat doesn’t have dental insurance and he estimated it would be six months before he could cover the expenses of replacing the tooth on his own.

So Stolfat did what any self-respecting Florida man would do: he sued McDonald’s, demanding $1.1 million and, more crucially, a complete recall of McNuggets—which I’m sure would lead to an uprising, should the case progress to the point where a judge would rule against McDonald’s and accede to all of Stolfat’s demands.

Stolfat says he isn’t doing this out of greed. After he pays for his new tooth, he plans to donate the rest of the money to charity. “I’m not looking to be famous in this case or something like that,” Stolfat told Today. “I want to help other people, to protect them and tell them to be very careful with McNuggets.”

McDonald’s says that it is looking into the complaint.