Every Dakota Johnson Performance, Ranked

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32.Crazy in Alabama (1999)

Screen shot from "Crazy in Alabama"

31.For Ellen (2012)

Screen shot from "For Ellen"

30.Closed Set (2014)

Screen shot from "Closed Set"

29.Chloe & Theo (2015)

Dakota Johnson

28.Goats (2012)

Dakota Johnson in "Goats"

27.Beastly (2011)

Screen shot from "Beastly"

26.Wounds (2019)

Johnson and (unfortunately) Armie Hammer star in this nauseatingly mediocre horror movie which I guess is about a cursed phone? But really, what’s more cursed than hearing Johnson, scared through her teeth, tell Hammer he’s “acting guilty as shit”? Wounds will likely leave your trust in everybody involved in this movie, Johnson included, a bit wounded. After Will (Hammer) finds an abandoned phone at the New Orleans bar he works at, he and his live-in, on-the-rocks girlfriend, Carrie (Johnson), wind up possessed/hypnotized/driven mad(?) by the messages they’re receiving. Possessed is a term that tragically wouldn’t work for Carrie, though, who is much less a character than she is a catatonic shell, even before whatever evil force from the phone gets to her. —D.C.Watch it on Hulu.

25.The Office (2013)

Closeup of Dakota Johnson

24.Vale (2015)

Vale....also, sadly, what I said when the credits rolled on this 12-minute short from Alejandro Amenábar (of The Others fame, strangely) and simultaneously learned that what I had just watched was actually an advertisement for Estrella Damm beer. Despite being a total feast for the eyes, your assessment of this short is bound to be

23.Need for Speed (2014)

Screen shot from "Need for Speed"

22.Cymbeline (2014)

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21.21 Jump Street (2012)

Screen shot from "21 Jump Street"

20.Fifty Shades Freed (2018)

Screen shot from "50 Shades Freed"

19.Fifty Shades Darker (2017)

Whatever X factor I argued that dear old DJ brought to the first Fifty Shades film is long gone in its severely less sexy successor — perhaps washed away somewhere in the multitude of drawn-out shower scenes? Fifty Shades Darker opens on a flashback into Christian Grey’s overdone excuse for being so weird toward women: his childhood. We then get a 148-minute exploration of the kinky billionaire’s psyche, interspersed with tensionless sex and a proposal so early and anticlimactic it made the back half of the movie feel like a long business meeting (and not the mood lighting-bathed one from the first Fifty Shades). When emotions other than fascination over Mr. Grey’s money and problematic habits run high, Johnson just completely checks out. We know from some of the other inclusions on this list that she can shed a tear like a pro (I’m lookin’ at you, Our Friend), but not, apparently, over Christian’s intimacy issues. Whatever humor DJ was trying to bring to Anastasia Steele was left at the door of the publishing company she’s so effortlessly rising the ranks of (totally on her own with no outside help whatsoever, I should add). Maybe, by the time Fifty Shades Darker began production, Johnson had gotten around to watching the first one and realized that even turning Anastasia Steele into a somewhat three dimensional character couldn't save this franchise. —D.C.Watch it on Tubi.

18.Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)

Understandably, the Twilight fanfic-turned-blockbuster movie franchise that helped launch Johnson into the limelight (along with her very famous parents, of course) does not rank very high on this list. I don’t think it’s a hot take to say that the hottest thing about the first Fifty Shades film is the soundtrack, and that pretty much all the acting feels like an absurdly high budget premonition of what’s to come a few years down the line in the After movies…IYKYK. But I’d like to make the case that, especially in this first Fifty Shades, Dakota is definitely bringing something to this role. Starring as the clumsy damsel in danger of becoming an English teacher Anastasia Steele, Fifty Shades of Grey follows the fresh college grad after, by flu-fueled chance, she meets the wealthy and arguably threatening businessman Christian Grey (played by Jamie Dornan trying his absolute hardest). Christian’s the whole package, except there’s a twist — he’s into BDSM. The pair begin a stilted love affair bogged down by legal jargon and a complete lack of functional chemistry. The near-saving grace? The subtle personality Johnson brings to the role. Ignore all the flashy floggers and red leather, and you’ll find that Anastasia is sort of funny! Her deadpan play on the big playroom reveal early on in the film — “Like your Xbox and stuff?” — cuts the tension well. Some of her drunken lines actually land. It’s an extremely low bar, but the fact that Johnson brings the slightest life to this shameless self-insert of a protagonist should be acknowledged. Plus, I bet it was hard work keeping a straight face through every take of “I don't make love. I fuck…hard.” —D.C.Watch it on Tubi.

17.Black Mass (2015)

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16.How to Be Single (2016)

Dakota Johnson and Rebel Wilson

15.The Nowhere Inn (2020)

Dakota Johnson and St. Vincent in bed

14.The Social Network (2010)

Dakota Johnson in "The Social Network"

13.Date and Switch (2014)

Dakota Johnson in "Date and Switch"

12.Persuasion (2022)

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11.In a Relationship (2015)

Screen shot from "In a Relationship"

10.The High Note (2020)

Dakota Johnson and Tracee Ellis Ross

9.Ben and Kate (2012-13)

Screen shot from "Ben and Kate"

8.The Five-Year Engagement (2012)

Dakota Johnson and Jason Segel

7.The Peanut Butter Falcon (2019)

Closeup of Dakota Johnson

6.Our Friend (2019)

Getting warmer! In theory, Our Friend, the real-life story of Nicole Teague, a mother with terminal ovarian cancer, is the perfect vehicle for Johnson to show off her skills. And in some ways, it is: She wins us over with her magnetic charm and even-keeled, maternal energy. You completely believe the relationship she has with her partner Matt (Casey Affleck) and best friend-turned-live-in-caregiver Dane (Jason Segel). And ultimately, you feel deeply for her as her mental faculties begin to wane in her final days. The only problem is that the film fails to show us some of Nicole's uglier moments detailed in the original Esquire article in favor of Beautiful Women Dying of Cancer Cinema. This is nothing to fault Johnson for. We also shouldn't fault Johnson for the film's choice to hit us over the head with countless allusions to how loved she was by her friends (something Johnson is more than capable of showing through her nuanced performance) or for the fact that the film positions Johnson as a supporting character to Segel's titular friend Dane, who ends up running away with the movie. (In one Wild-esque sequence, he does so quite literally.) An overly sanitized, confusingly directed film, but a solid performance from our DJ!  —C.G.Watch it on Prime Video.

5.Bad Times at the El Royale (2018)

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4.Cha Cha Real Smooth (2022)

Screen shot from "Cha Cha Real Smooth"

3.A Bigger Splash (2015)

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2.Suspiria (2018)

Dakota Johnson in "Suspiria"

1.The Lost Daughter (2021)

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