Warning: This is not news.
We repeat: Dream Kardashian being cute at a Dodgers game is not news.
But damn it; this baby is so freaking adorable, we can't help ourselves.
If you haven't noticed — and we're sure you haven't — we've tried very, very hard to resist covering baby Dream and her on-again-off-again-we-can't-even parents Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna. Because seriously, what even with you guys. They're a reheated hot mess, and they are giving us social media whiplash with their... well, whatever they're doing. This weekend, the supposed exes went hardcore PDA on Snapchat, with Chyna saying, "You guys don't even know. Rob is ratchet as fuck."
We don't know what "ratchet as fuck" means either, which is one of the reasons why we've held off for so long on reporting anything about these two and their 4-month-old daughter.
But their kid is off-the-charts photogenic. Like, we want to put her in our purse and steal her away to a magical land of cherubs and pixies. That level adorable. What the hell are we supposed to do? Ignore that kind of cute?
So fine. We give in. We will report Dream Kardashian news that is not news just because this baby's cheeks deserve their own separate Kardashian empire.
So, what happened in Dream Kardashian news this week? Well, Dream was cute at a baseball game. She and her dad attended the LA Dodgers Opening Day. How do we know? Rob posted a shot of his insanely cute smush-face petunia infant on Instagram. And we paid attention. A little.
What? You want more news? Oh. Well, there was a caption. Rob wrote, "My dodger baby." Is that enough news for you? No? Fine. Then have this:
We rest our case. Damn it.