Your Daily FoodScope for May 26, 2022
Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
Today is all about sports. Football! Hockey! Basketball! Good times! So invite the gang to your house for an indoor party. Round up the usual suspects: buffalo wings, barbecue spare ribs, egg rolls -- it's all good. There's sure to be a game on at least one of your 150 channels.
Taurus
You won't be acting so pompous after your team is soundly thrashed by your best friend's team. Time to pay the piper. You won't mind shelling out for steak and lobster dinner, or expensive wine, but having it an improv Japanese Butoh Dance dinner theater will be taking things too far.
Gemini
You're of two minds when it comes to starting that to-do list. There's no time like the present, one half will say, while the other reminds you of the big game on TV. The roar of the crowd! The grunt of the players! The sound of cheeseburgers sizzling on the kitchen grill! Better slap a couple more on that barby; you're gonna be there for a while.
Cancer
You may still be feeling jolly from all the recent festivities, and a shopping spree may be in order. But keep your lid on before blowing your wad on the first five things that strike your fancy. Make it count! Belgian chocolate or French macaroons will be gifts to yourself that keep on giving, until tomorrow -- or sometime later tonight.
Leo
You'll bask in your own magnificence today. You'll pump up your chest, throw back your head and let loose a mighty roar. You've finally mastered eggs benedict, much to your family's approval! Now throw those babies over a bed of hash browns and you'll truly be master of your domain.
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Virgo
Sticking to a routine can be tough, and eating on the run happens. So make smart choices while you're zipping about. Cool your jets long enough to analyze what you're ordering before jumping on the first thing you see. Most places now offer salads and pita wraps. Avoid the creamy dressings and you're good to go.
Libra
Take advantage of the day by making the social rounds. Your presence will be welcome wherever you go, especially if you bring gifts of homemade citrus and ginger scones with you. Pass out some of those suckers and you'll soon have people tending to your every whim.
Scorpio
Despite the relaxing day, your stomach still churns whenever you think of work. But don't jump into a career change before plotting a course. In the meantime, a lot of vanilla mint ice cream should help your tummy feel better.
Sagittarius
You're not a risk taker, and you demand to know the inner workings of everything. But don't get huffy with the waiter today if he doesn't know how many calories are in the turkey club, or the sodium content of the clam chowder. For today, you'll just have to take things at face value, or make your own.
Capricorn
You'll imagine today that you're in the land of the lost, amidst the giant lumbering dinosaurs of lore, surviving by your wits. But in actuality, of course, you'll be in the present, at a steak joint with a rack of beef ribs in front of you that look like they came from a T-Rex, or at the very least, a brachiosaur.
Aquarius
It's time to kick that list of goals into high gear, and today is the perfect time to get serious about learning a new cuisine. Vietnamese, Ethiopian or Peruvian? How about all three? Look around for a class on a new fare and dedicate this year to cooking outside your cultural background.
Pisces
As the recent social events draw to a close, keep your mind from wandering back to all the good times. You'll fondly recall the yummy treats and quality time with friends and family -- ah, good times! Don't be sad; there's always next time.
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