Your Daily FoodScope for January 28, 2023



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Aries

One too many glasses of red wine may have you snoozing right through the kitchen timer today. So the turkey may come out of the oven looking like one of the logs on the fire. It may be time for Plan B: take-out chicken chow mein and egg roll may not have any turkey in it, but no one will mind.

Taurus

Don't take any risks with today's dinner. Soaking that turkey in brine or making stuffing with oysters may not be everyone's cup of tea. Keep it as traditional as that first Thanksgiving. Getting fancy may have your guests looking for the pizza delivery number.

Gemini

Most times Thanksgiving dinner can be a lot of the same old same old. Use inspiration to cook up new twists on old favorites. Pumpkin soup makes for a unique appetizer, while Mexican sweet potato Camote is an interesting alternative to honeyed yams.

Cancer

You'll slave away in the kitchen today preparing dinner for everyone else. But do a little something special for yourself. Hide away a big piece of dark chocolate for afterwards. Wait until everyone slips into that inevitable post-dinner snooze to reward yourself for another job well done.

Leo

You'll dive into the kitchen today with boundless energy of Emeril. You'll rattle those pots and pans and lovingly prepare another award winning turkey with your famous oyster stuffing. And when everyone's peacefully napping after dinner, you can give thanks for another smashing holiday dinner.

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Virgo

You may have had enough of family obligations during the year, and so think about keeping this Thanksgiving intimate. Invite a few close friends for a small dinner. Even a turkey may be too much work. Scale it down and roast a few game hens instead. You'll appreciate how peaceful the day can be.

Libra

Don't be afraid to fool with the traditional dishes this holiday. You may get great response from your guests who will cheer your imaginative approach. Skip the traditional cranberry relish in favor of a mango salsa. This sweet delight works perfectly with the mild flavors of turkey.

Scorpio

Impulse buying at the supermarket may have you neglecting the things you really need. So use your imagination to explain why you're not serving turkey, stuffing and yams. You're guests won't believe that the Pilgrims had Doritos and Ben and Jerry's at the first Thanksgiving.

Sagittarius

The best thing about Thanksgiving is sharing the feast with friends and family. Bonding over a traditional turkey dinner is one of life's little pleasures. So give thanks today for what really counts. Without your loved ones it's just another meal.

Capricorn

You may be nervous about your first foray into cooking Thanksgiving dinner. But don't let anxiety paralyze you. Reserve a pre-cooked ham if roasting a gigantic turkey intimidates you. This way you can spend your time preparing the easier yams, creamed corn and buttered biscuits.

Aquarius

Today will be an expansive day, as in expanding your waistline. So you may want to get in a pre-dinner workout before diving into all that fattening gravy, buttered biscuits and candied yams. This way you can eat with reckless abandon. But wear the pants with the elastic waistband just in case.

Pisces

Stuff your face with plenty of turkey, sweet potatoes and apple pie today. Having a lot of food in your mouth may keep you from saying something offensive to guest and relatives, especially if you've had too many glasses of red wine.

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