Your Daily DogScope for October 01, 2022

Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.


Don't waste your time with dogs who only care about chasing balls. And if you're the sensitive type, don't dawdle near the yappers. It's the kind of day when the only dogs you can abide are ones like you.


If the only way some dogs can get attention is by being annoying, then guess what -- that's what they'll do. Instead of getting your fur up, why not greet them first?


What was once foreign to you will now seem like old hat. Sit, stay, that's easy. It's time to move on to more challenging ways to earn your biscuits.


No matter how much barking you do today, other dogs will stand their ground. How do they stay so aloof? Some are immune to your charms and your bravado.


You'll never have any fun if you keep clinging so tightly to whatever is between your teeth. The game is called fetch, so try letting go, at least occasionally.

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You weren't experimenting, exactly, but you learned something new just the same. Now can you register it for later use? That's trickier than sit and stay, isn't it?


The long walks, the park, mingling with other dogs. You don't have to do much to have a good time. It's a good day, just like many others before it and many others to come.


A new basket, a fleece throw -- now that's a pretty picture. But your new gear isn't quite as plush as all that. Have an open mind anyway or your human could be upset.


You're not seeing an obvious out. Your owner has an easy time connecting with other humans. Wait for the exchange of ideas, and you'll have no trouble slipping your collar.


You just can't seem to get the biscuits but you don't know why. What you're doing wrong is subtle. Change your begging style only slightly and the treats will increase exponentially.


Some humans think your high energy is exciting, and others think it's a bit much. Don't bowl anyone over. You never know which set of opposing thumbs will hold the leash.


Don't sit around and whine when you could be doing something about it. You're missing a way out. If you're open to change, you may just find the gate is open, too.

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