Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Your owner likes everything to be neat and orderly, even the pets. If you haven't been groomed in a while, today's your day. And you can expect to find your toys all lined up in a row and your rawhide organized. You'll hardly recognize the doghouse.
You're the only one rubbed the wrong way by the outrageous antics of others today. Strange dogs at the park are given a pass and even the mailman is a welcome intruder. What is the world coming to? Don't waste time worrying about what is simply passing weirdness.
Things aren't outrageously different but there's something unusual in the air that you just can't put your paw on. It's a vibe between your humans or an alteration in their work schedule. Even a simple trip to the grocery store seems a bit strange. You'll figure things out soon enough.
You couldn't stay quiet if your life depended on it. What's the point anyway? Barking is your outlet, your passion and your best defense. Let others be aloof if that suits them. You'll quite enjoy going ballistic.
Humans are strange creatures. Your owners can talk about exercise until they're blue in the face while you're standing by the door begging for a long walk. Being adaptable is commendable but it isn't really helping either of you. Demand they get up and out the door.
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It doesn't feel like a Monday. First of all, there's not the usually oppressive vibe. And your owners are just as busy discussing groceries as they are getting ready for work. You could try putting two and two together, but why exhaust yourself when you can wait for things to fall into place?
Why are your owners home if it's not to have fun? They seem to be substituting one form of work with another. You're once again left to your own devices, even though the doghouse is full of human activity. Sigh.
Your owners are butting heads. If there are more than two, it gets rather painful to watch, not to mention repetitive. You can help things run more smoothly simply by reminding them of their regular obligations and responsibilities. Namely, you.
You may be meeting new people and you don't even have to leave the doghouse to do it. You always knew the world would come to you if you gave it enough attitude. But it's really not about you. Your job is to roll out the red carpet and help your human's guests feel welcome.
It's the wrong time to cause any trouble. In fact, the last thing you want to do is draw too much attention to yourself. Being a good dog now will pay off like never before. In your case, it means making yourself scarce.
The excitement in the air is palpable. The only thing that can drown it out is the smell of cooking that will soon follow. The energy levels of your humans will soon match even your own. Keep your paw on the quickening pulse of the doghouse.
If eating major table scraps seemed like dreaming the impossible dream, then you're not much more than a puppy. You should be getting subtle hints and picking up on scents and signs of good things to come. If it doesn't register today, it soon will.
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