Your Daily DogScope for December 05, 2021

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Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

You feel forced to be patient but you really only have yourself to blame. If you weren't so amenable and tractable, your owner would know to do right by you, and now. It's time to be a bit more forceful.

Taurus

Being affectionate is a two way street. It's hard to tell who is more spoiled, you or your human. You both indulge in small gestures of love and appreciation all day long. Enjoy.

Gemini

The general rule of thumb is whatever chow gets thrown in the bowl gets tossed down your throat, and fast. It's just about impossible for you to not overeat. Just about, but not entirely. Holding yourself back will prove to be one of your hidden strengths.

Cancer

Your owner has a rare glimpse into your day and not the way either of you wants. Lunch gets a bit crazy and it eventually shows. Your strange menu gets called on the carpet, literally. Poor dog.

Leo

When you're alone in the doghouse, you're the ultimate authority. That doesn't mean there's no right or wrong. It just means the rules get re-written, and sometimes not so subtly. Today's one of those days.

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Virgo

There's no such thing as a spot too unusual for you to enjoy a good meal. Or find one, for that matter. Treats are like pennies from heaven today. Wherever you are, so are they.

Libra

The problem with food is that you can only indulge so much. The rest you have to stand guard over. Don't get too possessive of extra chow today. The extra effort will only give you heartburn.

Scorpio

You're nothing if not impulsive. When you see a treat, you pounce. And when you hear the sound of the car keys, well, the rest if obvious. That might get you where you don't want to be today, but there's no holding you back anyway.

Sagittarius

You have a lot of responsibilities today. Once you go over the bigger picture, like checking all the doors and making sure the mail hasn't arrived, you go down your list to smaller details. There is no crumb too small to catch your eye.

Capricorn

You're nothing if not thorough, not to mention conscientious. Checking the doghouse from top to bottom and back again is your favorite way to spend the day. And if you're lucky, you just might find an issue to bark at.

Aquarius

Front door? Check. Back door? Check. Mail? Check. So now what? Face it, you're bored. Being a good dog is important. but so it the ability to keep yourself amused. The quality of your life depends on bending the doghouse rules.

Pisces

When your owner spends time in the kitchen, you know they're doing more than making a good dinner. Something else is also in the air. Use your intuition the right way and you could end up with the biggest of doggy bags.

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