Cute, Clever, and Funny Valentine’s Day Captions for Every Kind of Instagram
Valentine’s Day is the perfect time for spending a romantic winter date and exchanging sweet Valentine’s Day gifts with your significant other—or otherwise just enjoying some chocolate and a glass of red wine with your best gal pals. But however you choose to spend the holiday, you’re bound to want to show off your day of love on social media—in which case, you’re probably looking for the best Valentine’s Day captions.
Perhaps you need a cute or romantic quote to accompany that picture-perfect shot with your sweetheart, or a funny pun to show off your amazing Galentine’s Day gift you got from your bestie this year (or that Michelin star-grade charcuterie board you both whipped up for your girls’ night!). And if you’re out of ideas, you can never go wrong with a cheesy song lyric, either—or a pop culture quote from a movie or TV show that perfectly captures your relationship with your boo.
Whatever the case, we’ve got you covered with the best Instagram captions for all your sweet Valentine’s Day photos. Read on for our list of funny and cute captions, timeless quotes, song lyrics, and more—all of which will definitely get you all those double taps and make your Valentine smile this year.
Funny Valentine’s Day Instagram Captions
If we were on a sinking ship, I’d share my door with you.
Cupid called, he wants his arrow back.
I think about you more than I think about food, and honestly...thats a lot.
You’re my favorite blanket stealer!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My Valentine’s date is cuter than you.
I love you more than chocolate.
You’re so lucky to have me.
Aren’t you so glad you swiped right?
I love you almost as much as wine.
I’d give up carbs for you.
I love you even when I’m hangry.
Consider this post your Valentine’s Day gift.
Found the person who annoys me the least and called it love.
If I had feelings I’d have them for you.
Valentine’s Day sucks, but you don’t.
Every pizza me loves every pizza you.
Here’s to being your emergency contact one day.
Will you accept this rose?
Romantic Valentine’s Day Instagram Captions
My Valentine today, tomorrow, and every day for the rest of my life.
Forever the PB to my J.
Will you accept this rose?
Every day with you is like Valentine’s Day.
My ride or die.
I love to love you.
Be mine forever.
I love you more.
You complete me.
I only have heart eyes for you.
Lucky I’m in love with my best friend.
Found my soulmate.
You feel like home.
Valentine’s Day looks great on us.
You’re my better half.
There’s no better match than me and you.
Love, kisses, and Valentine’s wishes.
On cloud nine with my Valentine.
Valentine’s Day Captions For Singles
The best part about being single on Valentine's Day? Not having to share your dessert.
Just here for the wine.
February 15 is my Valentine’s Day—hello, cheap candy!
Relationship status: Table for one but drinks for two.
Taken by champagne. Sorry.
Thankful for the love of my life: pasta.
Love the wine you’re with.
Cupid, please send candy.
Thank u, next.
All of me... loves all of me.
I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge.
Forever a third wheel.
Reminder: All candy will be 50% off tomorrow.
National third wheel day.
I’m not single. I’m on reserve for the one who deserves my heart.
Stop asking why I’m still single. I don’t ask why you’re still married.
Dear Cupid, forget the guy. Just send me candy.
“If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?” —RuPaul
Valentine’s Day Quotes
“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.” —Aristotle
“If I know what love is, it is because of you.” —Herman Hesse
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” —Charles M. Schulz
“Love planted a rose, and the world turned sweet.”—Katharine Lee Bates
“Love isn’t something you find. Love is something that finds you.” —Loretta Young
“Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever.” —Audre Lorde
“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.” —Winnie the Pooh
“The best thing to hold onto in life is each other." —Audrey Hepburn
“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” —Dr. Seuss
“Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone—we find it with another.” —Thomas Merton
“There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved." —George Sand
“The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we never give enough of is love.” —Henry Miller
“Love is the whole thing. We are only pieces.” —Rumi
“If you find someone you love in your life, then hang on to that love.” —Princess Diana
“Everything I do, I do it for you.” —Bryan Adams
“Life is the flower for which love is the honey.” —Victor Hugo
“Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.” —Lao Tzu
“I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.” —J.R.R. Tolkien
Valentine’s Day Captions Inspired by Pop Culture
“I look at every day with you as a gift.” — Yellowstone
“There’s nothing that I wouldn’t do to make you feel my love.” —Bob Dylan
“You’re my lobster.” — Friends
“All of me, loves all of you.” —John Legend
“Pick me. Choose me. Love me.” — Grey’s Anatomy
“It's a love story, baby just say yes.”— Taylor Swift
“To me, you are perfect.” —Love Actually
“If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.” —The Notebook
“True love is your soul’s recognition of its counterpoint in another.” —Wedding Crashers
“You complete me.” —Jerry Maguire
“Don’t forget: I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.” —Notting Hill
“I’m scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I’m with you.” —Dirty Dancing
“You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.” —Pride and Prejudice
“People do fall in love. People do belong to each other, because that’s the only chance that anyone’s got for true happiness.” —Breakfast at Tiffany's
“In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find someone who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you." —Juno
“I want the fairy tale.” —Pretty Woman
“I’ve come here with no expectations, only to profess, now that I am at liberty to do so, that my heart is, and always will be, yours.” —Sense and Sensibility
“I knew that when I kissed this girl I would be forever wed to her. So I stopped. I stopped and I waited. I waited for a moment longer. Then I just let myself go.” —The Great Gatsby
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