Whether you’re taken, happily single, or just trying to enjoy some chocolate and wine with a close friend on Valentine’s Day, there’s a good chance you’re going to want to show off your day of love on social media. (You didn’t buy that new cozy sweater for nothing!)
Your picture-perfect Instagram may include a romantic shot with your significant other, or maybe you’re looking to show off the Michelin star-grade charcuterie board you whipped up for your bestie. Either way, you’re going to need an A+ caption to go along with your V-day pics, and everyone knows thinking of a good one is the hardest part of posting an Instagram.
So, we’ve rounded up the best captions for every Valentine’s Day mood. You can’t go wrong with your favorite song lyric or wonderfully cheesy quote for your partner pic. And for your Galentine’s Instagram? A hilarious pun or ode to your friendship is the only answer. Read on for a list of funny and cute captions, timeless quotes, song lyrics, and more to earn that double tap.
Funny Valentine’s Day Instagram Captions
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My Valentine’s date is cuter than you.
I love you more than chocolate.
You’re so lucky to have me.
Aren’t you so glad you swiped right?
I love you almost as much as wine.
I’d give up carbs for you.
I love you even when I’m hangry.
Consider this post your Valentine’s Day gift.
I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye.
Found the person who annoys me the least and called it love.
If I had feelings I’d have them for you.
Valentine’s Day sucks, but you don’t.
Every pizza me loves every pizza you.
Cute Valentine’s Day Instagram Captions
Cupid called, he wants his arrow back.
My ride or die.
I love to love you.
Be mine forever.
I love you more.
You complete me.
I only have heart eyes for you.
Lucky I’m in love with my best friend.
Found my soul mate.
You feel like home.
Valentine’s Day looks great on us.
You’re my better half.
There’s no better match than me and you.
Single Life Captions
Relationship status: Table for one but drinks for two.
Taken by champagne. Sorry.
Thankful for the love of my life: pasta.
Love the wine you’re with.
Cupid, please send candy.
Thank u, next.
All of me... loves all of me.
I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge.
Forever a third wheel.
Reminder: All candy will be 50% off tomorrow.
National third wheel day.
I’m not single. I’m on reserve for the one who deserves my heart.
Stop asking why I’m still single. I don’t ask why you’re still married.
Valentine’s Day Quotes
"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you." —Winnie the Pooh
"The best thing to hold onto in life is each other." — Audrey Hepburn
"You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." — Dr. Seuss
"Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone—we find it with another." — Thomas Merton
"There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved." — George Sand
"The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we never give enough of is love." — Henry Miller
"Love is the whole thing. We are only pieces." — Rumi
"All that you are is all that I’ll ever need." — Ed Sheeran
"If you find someone you love in your life, then hang on to that love." — Princess Diana
"Everything I do, I do it for you." — Bryan Adams
"Life is the flower for which love is the honey." — Victor Hugo
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Lao Tzu
"There’s nothing that I wouldn’t do to make you feel my love." — Bob Dylan
Valentine’s Day Captions Inspired by Movies
"To me, you are perfect." — Love Actually
"If you’re a bird, I’m a bird." —The Notebook
"True love is your soul’s recognition of its counterpoint in another." — Wedding Crashers
"You complete me." — Jerry Maguire
"Don’t forget: I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her." — Notting Hill
"I’m scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I’m with you." — Dirty Dancing
"You have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on." — Pride and Prejudice
"People do fall in love. People do belong to each other, because that’s the only chance that anyone’s got for true happiness." — Breakfast at Tiffany's
"In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find someone who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you." — Juno
"I want the fairy tale." — Pretty Woman
"My love, I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity. I wouldn’t trade it for the world. You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I’m grateful." —The Fault in Our Stars
"I’ve come here with no expectations, only to profess, now that I am at liberty to do so, that my heart is, and always will be, yours." — Sense and Sensibility
"I knew that when I kissed this girl I would be forever wed to her. So I stopped. I stopped and I waited. I waited for a moment longer. Then I just let myself go." — The Great Gatsby
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