This Country Has Gone Crazy

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Being our semi-regular weekly survey of what's goin' down in the several state where, as we know, the real work of governmentin' gets done, and where we longed for nothin' and were satisfied.

We begin this week in Tennessee. You may have noticed that the Volunteer State recently has been a bit roiled by this country's insane attraction to its firearms. There was the mass shooting in Nashville, which was followed by the expulsion of two state representatives for the offense against decorum of Being Principled While Black, followed by their inevitable reinstatement and their emergence as national political figures. The city of Memphis and its police department are now subject to an eight-figure lawsuit from the family of Tyre Nichols, who died after he was beaten by Memphis cops. Now that all that has settled down, you'll never guess what the Tennessee legislature did.

OK, maybe you can. From Bolts:

Introduced in late January by GOP lawmakers, just weeks after Nichols’s death, Senate Bill 591 and House Bill 764 would dissolve community-led oversight boards in Memphis and Nashville, ending their ongoing investigations by the close of July and precluding the possibility of other cities establishing boards with similar powers. “This bill essentially strips away police accountability in our state, at the height of a police killing that was so tragic and brutal,” said Jill Fitcheard, the director of Nashville’s Civilian Oversight Board. “These state legislators want to cut away oversight and police accountability and dwindle it down until it’s nothing.”

But what of the poor firearms manufacturers? Won't somebody think of them? From the AP:

In the wake of a deadly school shooting last month, Republican lawmakers in Tennessee awarded final passage Tuesday to a proposal that would further protect gun and ammunition dealers, manufacturers and sellers against lawsuits. The Senate's 19-9 vote sends the bill to Republican Gov. Bill Lee, despite pushback from Democratic lawmakers saying their GOP counterparts are trying to shield gun companies just weeks after the Nashville school shooting that killed six people, including three 9-year-olds.

Just what the doctor ordered, if the doctor is the Abominable Dr. Phibes.


Let's get the hell out of there and seek peace in the quiet fields of Iowa. Wait, maybe not. From the Iowa Capital Dispatch:

Senate File 542 passed the Senate on a 32-17 vote shortly before 5 a.m. Tuesday after significant delays. The bill allows 14- to 17-year-olds to work in industries currently prohibited for minors such as roofing, demolition and manufacturing as a part of an employer or school training program. The bill also allows minors to work until 9 p.m. during the school year and until 11 p.m. during the summer — both two hours later than current law — and lets teens work up to six hours a day, up from the four hours currently allowed.

Iowa Republicans are, of course, outraged at the way the liberal national media has portrayed their efforts to force those lazy little bastids to earn their keep.

Sen. Adrian Dickey, R-Packwood, said he found the portrayal of the legislation as a child “slave labor” bill insulting. “We do know slavery existed in the past, but one place it doesn’t exist, that’s in this bill,” Dickey said. “Throwing around such terms loosely and callously for shock value in the news, on social media, even within the walls of this great building, is irresponsible and wrong.”

Not that Dickey and the other GOP were interested in discussing matters anyway.

Floor debate on the child labor bill was more hostile than other bills discussed Monday. The bill’s floor manager, Dickey, and Senate Majority Leader Jack Whitver refused to accept questions from Sen. Bill Dotzler, D-Waterloo, during floor debate. Dotzler said in his 17 years as a legislator, he had never before experienced a floor manager refusing to accept a question central to a bill. He said Republicans were cutting out public input from the legislative process by not allowing him, as a minority party member, to ask questions...

“Is this the end of democracy?” Dotzler said. “It’s all about totalitarianism. We’re in control of everything so we can do whatever the heck we want. And the public don’t need to know, and the restaurant association don’t need to know, and taverns and bar, pub owners don’t need to know about their liability.”

It's the strangest thing. I have this song running through my head.

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We move along to North Carolina, where we find the latest citizen exercising his Second Amendment freedoms because he was annoyed. From Queen City News:

Authorities said one of the family members shot was rushed to the CaroMont Regional Medical Center and is in critical condition; the other is stable. The other shooting victims were later taken to hospitals in Charlotte for further treatment. Authorities said a bullet also grazed a woman, but she was not injured. A fourth person was shot at but escaped injuries. Family members tell Queen City News the six-year-old girl, identified as Kinsley White, was released from the hospital overnight and that the violent incident stemmed from a neighbor who was upset that a basketball rolled into his yard.

Castle doctrine! The basketball could have been filled with C4! Stand Your Ground! The ball could've gone for the throat at any moment! Country's gone crazy.


And we conclude, as is our custom, in the great state of Oklahoma, which has given us a doubleheader for our dining and dancing pleasure. Before we get to the invaluable weekly contribution of Blog Official Sidewinder Straightener Friedman of the Plains, let's return to little MacCurtain County, where a couple of county supervisors have resigned in the wake of the release of a surreptitiously recorded audiotape. On it, they and some law enforcement officers are heard discussing hiring a hitman to pursue a local newspaper reporter, and waxing nostalgic for the good old days when lynching Black people solved all the problems. When the tapes were released, supporters of the county officials recorded therein—and against all possible odds, they had supporters—complained that the newspaper had published only selections from the tape. They demanded that the MacCurtain Gazette News publish a full transcript. The newspaper obliged. Oh, boy.

From the Oklahoman:

The newly released audio covers a wide range of topics detailed by the Gazette, alongside a series of letters to the editor calling on the officials to step down. The newspaper reported that McCurtain County Sheriff Kevin Clardy told other officials he went to the district attorney’s office “to whoop his ass” and stood in the prosecutor’s doorway, preventing him from leaving. He told the prosecutor, “I’ll tell you one thing motherf-----, I ain’t no f------ liar.” The newspaper also reported County Commissioner Mark Jennings talked about buying an old military tank to drive into the newspaper building. To explain what happened, he would say, “Sorry, I couldn’t stop this motherf-----.” Clardy repeatedly criticized Gazette reporter Chris Willingham, saying he was “gonna bounce his ass.”

A surplus tank?! These people crazy.

There also were rumors of some folks doing the nasty for career advancement. Meet Captain of All Officers Alicia Manning:

Jennings: Where have you been for the last two months? I tried to check - Don’t wink that eye at me. (indistinguishable) Man, you ain’t about lying. You scaring me now. I remember what you said about Jimmy Westbrook under the table, I think goddamn, I might not-

(laughter)

Manning: you ain’t read the paper?

(laughter)

Manning: You don’t know about that.

(laughter)

Manning: You ain’t tell him?

Jennings: You don’t want to know.

Manning: I’m gonna tell him.

Larry: Y’all gonna make me catch a grip!

Jennings: You’re too bashful. You won’t say it.

Manning: When all that shit going on with the paper? I said y’all better watch it, cause I’m fixing to tell Willingham that I’ve been under the damn table with Westbrook, that’s how we got them pay raises and stuff. You wanna talk shit about me and Clardy? We’re fixing to start some shit about me and Westbrook.

Beck: That’s what I always say behind his head.

There's also a long discussion about a donkey that escaped, attacked a Camaro, and then accidentally strangled itself on a fence. I can't do the dialogue justice. You're just going to have to look it up on the transcript yourselves.

But our Blog Official Sidewinder Straightener didn't let us down. Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt, who called for the officials in MacCurtain County to lose their jobs, has returned to his primary function, which involves knuckling poor people. From Frontier.org:

At his weekly press conference at the Oklahoma Capitol on Friday, Stitt said he didn’t think the council was “moving the needle on homelessness.” Stitt also rejected the idea of directing other state resources toward building housing to address homelessness and said churches and nonprofits are already meeting some of the demand for services. “Building housing, giving people free stuff is not the answer,” Stitt said.

Building houses is not the answer to homelessness. MacCurtain County is beginning to make more sense.

This is your democracy, America. Cherish it.

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