Cole Sprouse Posts a NSFW Butt Selfie to Instagram and the Comments Section Goes Wild

Happy Wednesday to Cole Sprouse only because he channeled his inner 2005 Fergie and blessed us all with his humps. His lovely little lumps. But there was nothing little about it, actually! Okay, you may be confused, so allow me to break it all down.

Cole took to Instagram and posted a Fully! Nude! selfie to his grid that also very conveniently was a mirror pic that captured his IRL peach emoji (the front was from the neck up, babe. Calm down). TBH, you probably need to pull up the pic on your phone instead of your work computer juuuust in case *instantly clears cache after writing this article*. But if you're reading this instead of doing the job that pays you while also on a YOLO rampage on this Wednesday instead, then witness:

"Good morning to my publicity team," he wrote in the caption. Definitely sending them my thoughts and prayers.

Technically, it's not Cole's real life butt since more than likely he utilized Photoshop to get that perfect level of plump and shapeliness. Dr. Miami, whomst???

But of course, the comments section did not disappoint. "cole kardashian," wrote one spectator. Cole's celeb friends had a few words to say too. Mark Indelicato wrote, “This photo has been in my favorites for a very long time so I’m glad you posted before I did,” with his Moonshot co-star Lana Candor chiming in with a straight up "No." LOL. Alex Fine also hit the comments with this zinger: "Cole the Stallion #hotsprousesummers." Can someone please @ Megan and ask for this collab we all of a sudden desperately need?

To echo the iconic words of will.i.am, whatcha gon' do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk, Cole?? Once you're finally free from the shackles of Disney Channel wholesomeness, the cheeks come out I suppose!

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