Creep It Real on Instagram With These Cute and Funny Halloween Captions

Creep It Real on Instagram With These Cute and Funny Halloween Captions

Goblins and ghouls and ghosts, oh my! Whether your Halloween costume is cute, funny, or scary, you need to show it off (and make all the other witches jealous). The best way to do that? On Instagram, of course! It doesn't matter if it's a DIY costume you spent hours working on or a last-minute Halloween costume you bought online—you're definitely going to want to snap some photos of your spook-tacular fit. We suggest posing next to your perfectly painted (or carved) pumpkin with a caramel apple in hand and surrounded by haunting party decorations or taking a picture with you best ghouls in matching costumes. Once you nail the perfect shot, you'll need an equally sinister (or cute, or funny) caption to bring your post to the next level.

If you used all your creative juices decorating and designing a costume, don't worry. We did the work for you and 108 of the best Halloween Instagram captions. Orange you glad you have all these options?! From short and sweet phrases to classic movie quotes to Halloween jokes, these Halloween captions are fang-tastic. Now, just pick your most bewitching photo, choose a caption from this list, and watch the likes pour in! If you're still on a witch hunt for more Halloween captions, check out these Halloween puns and jokes.

Funny Halloween Instagram Captions

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  • #SquadGhouls

  • This costume is eerie-sistible.

  • I’m here for the boos.

  • Mummy of the year.

  • Creepin' it real!

  • Hot ghoul Halloween.

  • Tired mom costume.

  • Fangs for the memories.

  • Get in, loser. We're going haunting.

  • I can't be held responsible for stolen candy.

  • I'm a haunt mess.

  • Bugs and hisses, witches!

  • So I creep.

  • Only bad witches can drive stick.

  • Eat, drink, and be scary!

  • Not going to eat candy? That's witchful thinking.

  • Howl about them apples?

  • I'm the ghostest with the mostest.

  • Swish swish, witch.

  • You look better with the mask on.

  • Brrr… it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!

  • If you've got it, haunt it.

  • Had a spooktacular night!

  • Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.

  • Life is gourd.

  • Keep calm and carry a wand.

  • Hocus Pocus and chill?

  • If the broom fits, fly it.

  • Shake your BOOty.

  • You make me batty.

  • You better work, witch.

  • With the boo crew.

  • Keep calm and carry a wand.

  • Ghouls just wanna have fun.

  • Don't make me get the flying monkeys!

  • Tonight the main food groups are candy, candy, and more candy.

Cute Halloween Captions

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  • Every day is Halloween, isn't it? For some of us.

  • Psst...This isn't a costume.

  • He's a handsome little devil.

  • Let's get spooky.

  • Happy Halloween to all!

  • Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.

  • No tricks, just treats!

  • This is where the magic happens.

  • Double, double toil and trouble!

  • Why did the black cat cross the street? To give you bad luck!

  • Something wicked this way comes.

  • Creature feature.

  • Hey, boo-tiful.

  • I don't celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween.

  • This witch likes wine.

  • No tricks, just treats!

  • Keep calm and scare on.

  • New face, who 'dis?

  • I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.

  • Mischief managed.

  • Caution! Black cat crossing.

  • Mons-terrific.

  • Are you afraid of the dark?

  • Having a bloody good time.

  • Bad to the bone.

  • Have a fang-tastic night!

  • Be witched!

  • Extreme makeover.

  • Hey, pumpkin!

  • Life is gourd. Eat, drinks, and be scary.

  • Too gourd to be true.

  • Sweet like candy.

Halloween Instagram Captions Inspired by Movies

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  • "Magic is really very simple, all you've got to do is want something and then let yourself have it." — Halloweentown

  • "It's all just a bunch of hocus pocus!" — Hocus Pocus

  • "I am the pumpkin king!" — The Nightmare Before Christmas

  • "Being normal is vastly overrated." — Halloweentown

  • "It's a full moon tonight. That's when all the weirdos are out." — Hocus Pocus

  • "Wanna play?" — Child's Play

  • "I'm a ghost with the most, babe." — Beetlejuice

  • “No, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!” Scream

  • "It's Halloween; everyone's entitled to one good scare." — Halloween

  • "I am beautiful. Boys will LOVE me!" — Hocus Pocus

  • "Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?"It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

  • "It's showtime." — Beetlejuice

  • "Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any." Corpse Bride

  • "Use iodized salt to ward off witches, zombies, and old boyfriends." — Hocus Pocus

  • "We've all got both light and dark inside us..." — Harry Potter

  • "I'm a mouse, duh." — Mean Girls

  • "You are too precious for words, why I could just... eat you alive!" The Addams Family

  • "I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers." — Anne of Green Gables

  • "Couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?" Hocus Pocus

  • "Oh look, another glorious morning. It makes me SICK!" — Hocus Pocus

  • "Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose." Beetlejuice

  • "I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey." Rocky Horror Picture Show

  • "There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!"The Nightmare Before Christmas

  • "I see dead people." — The Sixth Sense

  • "We all go a little mad sometimes." Psycho

Halloween Instagram Captions With Emojis

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  • H🎃ppy H🎃lloween!

  • I'll never 👻 you.

  • You're 💀 to me.

  • 'Til 💀 do us part.

  • I need to be home before midnight...👠🎃

  • #Twinning 👯

  • I'm the 👑 of Halloween.

  • Best costume 🏆 goes to...

  • 🦁🐯🐻, oh my!

  • We trick or treat, 🌧 or ☀️.

  • H🌕wling at the m🌕🌕n.

  • Here for the b👻👻ze.

  • 🐝yonce.

  • We have a new 🎃 in the patch!

  • Sorry I'm ⚰, I have a cold.

  • Who you gonna 📞? 👻busters!

  • He's trapped in my 🕸

  • 👑 of screams.

  • Keep your 🐾 off my 🍬

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