Every Festive Photo Dump Needs The Perfect Christmas-Themed Caption

Every Festive Photo Dump Needs The Perfect Christmas-Themed Caption


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The countdown to Christmas is officially on. In between decorating the tree, finding the perfect gift for everyone on your list, and making an appearance at all your festive soirees, you've got a lot to do before December 25. The last thing you need to waste time and energy on? Thinking of the perfect caption for your Christmas pic.

Whether you want to post a digital version of your holiday of your family's Christmas card or share a few snaps from your Christmas Eve party with friends, you don't want to drop the (snow)ball when crafting a holiday-inspired caption that'll leave your followers feeling holly jolly.

Granted, your brain might be a little busy right with all those sugarplums (read: to-do lists) dancing in your head, so you may be feeling a bit stumped. While you might want to say "Bah humbug," that's not a Santa-approved caption idea. (Sorry, Scrooge!)

Scroll no further, because the Christmas gift you never knew you needed is right here. These 155 best Christmas Instagram captions offer both hilarious and heartfelt options, including quotes from holiday films such as Elf and Miracle on 34th Street, and lyrics from your favorite Christmas songs. If that still feels cliché to you, there are also plenty of playful phrases and even fitness-inspired ideas (!!) to deck your virtual halls:

Cute Christmas Captions

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1. "More lit than the tree."

2. "Sleigh all day."

3. "Having a jingle ball."

4. “Merry Christmas, happy holidays.”

5. “Sleighed it.”

6. “Hibernation ready.”

7. “Unique like a snowflake.”

8. "A December to remember.“

9. “Find me under the mistletoe.”

10. “Baby, it’s cold outside.”

11. “Cold as ice.”

12. “On Christmas, we wear white.”

13. “Ho-ho-hope you have a merry Christmas.”

14. "They call me snowflake cause they know I’m unique”

15. “*Drinks iced coffee in winter weather.*"

16. “Don’t be fooled, it’s just my resting Grinch face.”

17. “Fabulous and festive.”

18. “Plot twist: I’m the present 🎁”

19. “ The weather might be cold, but my heart is warm.”

20. “Tis the season.”

21. “Santa’s favorite helper.”

22. “Santa’s favorite elves.”

23. “Getting all the Christmas feels.”

24. “Home for the holidays.”

25. “Sweater weather is better together.”

26. “Hot chocolate > coffee. #sorrynotsorry”

27. “When in doubt, drink hot chocolate.”

28. “Keep calm and merry on.”

29. “Taking mistletoe applications today only. ”

30. “Fa la la la la.”

31. “Brr it’s cold out here, there must be snow flurries in the atmosphere.”

32. “Dear Santa, I can explain…”

33. “Santa tell me.”

34. “Cold hands, warm heart.”

35. “I've been an angel all year.”

36. “Christmas is coming, add me to your wish list.”

37. “Holly Jolly.”

38. “Christmas spirit is high, bank account is low.”

39. “Tis the season to be freezin’!”

40. “Coffee & Christmas can’t be beat.”

41. “A little more sparkle a little less stress.”

42. “Dear Santa, define nice.”

43. “You’re my greatest gift.”

44. “Is it holiday cheer or holiday coffee consumption?”

45. “Naughty or nice?”

46. “Feeling frosty.”

47. “Find me by the fire.”

48. “Oh deer, it’s cold!”

49. “Sweater weather.”

50. “License to chill.”

51. "On the naughty list."

52. "Santa, baby!"

Christmas Captions From Movies And TV

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53. "You’ll shoot your eye out kid!" —A Christmas Story

54. "Some people are worth melting for." —Frozen

55. "Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal." —Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

56. "Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart." —The Polar Express

57. "Treat every day like Christmas." — Elf

58. "Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings." —It's a Wonderful Life

59. "Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind." —Miracle on 34th Street

60. "Do you want to build a snowman?" —Frozen

61. "It's all humbug, I tell you. Humbug!" —Scrooge

62. "Isn’t there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?" —A Charlie Brown Christmas

63. "Looks great. Little full, lotta sap." — Christmas Vacation

64. "I will honor Christmas in my heart and try to keep it all the year." — A Christmas Carol

65. “Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant.” How the Grinch Stole Christmas

66. “No one should be alone on Christmas.” — How the Grinch Stole Christmas

67. “I’ll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.” — Love Actually

68. “But for now, let me say. Without hope or agenda. Just because it's Christmas. And at 68 you tell the truth. To me, you are perfect.” Love Actually

69. “I want my house to be seen from space!” — Deck The Halls

70. “Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see.” — The Polar Express

71. "I believe, I believe, it’s silly, but I believe." — Miracle on 34th Street

72. “It’s gonna be legend…merry.”— How I Met Your Mother

73. "Just because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it!" — The Nightmare Before Christmas

74. "Cheer up, dude. It’s Christmas." — The Grinch

75. "And we’re going to have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas." — Christmas Vacation

76. "God bless us, every one!"A Christmas Carol

77. "It's Christmas Eve and we are going to go celebrate being young and being alive." — The Holiday

78. "Ho Ho Ho Holy Crap is it hot in here!" Friends

79. "When we watch Frosty the Snowman, he roots for the sun." — The Big Bang Theory

80. "Oh, Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg." — The Simpsons

81. "Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa." — The Simpsons

82. "I got myself for Secret Santa. I was supposed to tell somebody, but I didn't." — The Office

83. "It’s Christmas Eve. A time of mystery, expectations, who knows what might happen." —The Nutcracker and the Four Realms

84. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear." — Elf

85. "I suppose it all started with the snow. You see, it was a very special kind of snow."— Frosty The Snowman

86. "I'm not just a whimsical figure who wears a charming suit and affects a jolly demeanor. You know, I'm a symbol." — Miracle on 34th Street

87. "We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup."Elf

88. "Number One. It's Christmas. I've got to deliver gifts." — The Santa Clause 2

89. “This is the most beautiful-est, most wonderful-est Christmas ever." — The Polar Express

90. "There's no greater gift than friendship." — The Polar Express

91. "Santa's coming? I KNOW HIM!" — Elf

92. "If you look for it, I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find that love is actually all around." —Love Actually

93. "Son of a nutcracker!” — Elf

94. "HELP ME…I’m FEELING.” How the Grinch Stole Christmas

95. "We're your worst nightmare. Elves with attitude." — The Santa Clause

96. "Merry Christmas Eve Eve, everybody!" — New Girl

97. “It’s Christmas Eve. It’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more." — Scrooged

98. "How jolly our Christmas will be!" — The Nightmare Before Christmas

99. "Happy Festivus, Georgie." — Seinfeld

100. "Please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy." — Friends

101. "My name is Bond...Santa Bond." — The Office

102. "That's what Christmas memories are made from. They're not planned, they're not scheduled, nobody puts them in their Blackberry. They just happen." — Deck the Halls

103. "You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card." — Elf

Christmas Captions From Songs

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104. "Although it’s been said many times, many ways, Merry Christmas to you.” – The Christmas Song (Merry Christmas to You)

105. "I’m just gonna keep on waiting, underneath the mistletoe.” – All I Want For Christmas is You

106. "Ev’ryday’s a holiday, when I’m near to you.” – Merry Christmas, Darling

107. "As long as you love me so, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.” – Let it Snow

108. “A very Merry Christmas and a happy new year. Let’s hope it’s a good one, without any fear.” – Happy Xmas (War is Over)

109. “Have yourself a merry little Christmas." – Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Lump of Coal Christmas Saran Wrap Game

Photo credit: Play Party Plan
Photo credit: Play Party Plan

The classic Saran Wrap game gets a Christmassy upgrade with the addition of "coal cards" that have absurd instructions. It's bound to get everyone laughing.

Get the tutorial at Play Party Plan.

SHOP SARAN WRAP

Snowman Bowling

Photo credit: Craftaholics Anonymous
Photo credit: Craftaholics Anonymous

Putting together this tissue box snowman is half the fun—next to seeing who can knock over the most of the snowman!

Get the tutorial at Craftaholics Anonymous.

SHOP CONSTRUCTION PAPER

Jingle Bell Toss

Photo credit: Playground Parkbench
Photo credit: Playground Parkbench

The mini red cups and tiny jingle bells make this toss game perfect for little hands—or adults trying to relive their college days!

Get the tutorial at Playground Parkbench.

SHOP MINI JINGLE BELLS

Christmas Family Feud

Photo credit: Play Party Plan
Photo credit: Play Party Plan

Bring Family Feud to your own living room by challenging your family to the quick-thinking game this Christmas with holiday categories.

Get the tutorial at Play Party Plan.

SHOP CONSTRUCTION PAPER

Christmas Tree Ball Sort for Toddlers

Photo credit: I Can Teach My Child
Photo credit: I Can Teach My Child

Keep the little kids entertained during Christmas dinner with this color matching game in the shape of a Christmas tree.

Get the tutorial at I Can Teach My Child.

SHOP BALL PIT BALLS

Marshmallow Toss

Photo credit: Happiness is Homemade
Photo credit: Happiness is Homemade

There are few things better than hot chocolate, that's for sure. But we're willing to admit that this sweet game's a decent runner-up.

Get the tutorial at Happiness is Homemade.

SHOP MUGS

DIY Christmas Board Game

Photo credit: Motte
Photo credit: Motte

We dare you to think up something more impressive than making your very own keepsake family board game from scratch. (It doubles as a beautiful and thoughtful gift too.)

Get the tutorial at Motte.

SHOP DICE

DIY Ornament Piñatas

Photo credit: Studio DIY
Photo credit: Studio DIY

Piñatas aren't just for kids' birthday parties, you know! Dressed up as ornaments, these candy-filled orbs are sure to delight kids young and old at Christmastime.

Get the tutorial at Studio DIY.

SHOP TINSEL

Christmas Tic-Tac-Toe

Photo credit: I Save A to Z
Photo credit: I Save A to Z

This Christmas version of a classic family game is easy enough to DIY by yourself at home. Should you want a little company though, it's easy enough for your kids to help out.

Get the tutorial at I Save A to Z.

SHOP BURLAP SACKS

DIY Punch Advent Calendar

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Photo credit: Studio DIY

Who says you've got to open an advent calendar slowly, throughout the month? This punchable version is so fun, we recommend using it as a "stocking" in and of itself—and opening all the doors on Christmas Day!

Get the tutorial at Studio DIY.

SHOP RED CONFETTI

Rudolph Race

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Photo credit: Getty Images

The first person to give Rudolph his iconic red nose—sans hands—wins this high-speed challenge. Ready to give it a try?

Get the tutorial at Play Party Plan.

SHOP RED POM POMS

Sock Guessing Game

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Photo credit: Getty Images

Here's the gist: Make your party guests guess what's inside each Yuletide sock, and award each winner with a special prize. The best part—you can put this inexpensive idea together in just a few minutes with items you already own.

Get the tutorial at Sight and Sound Reading.

SHOP FESTIVE SOCKS

Guess the Smell Christmas Game

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Photo credit: Courtesy of Kid Friendly Things To Do

Put your sniffer to the test with this silly game, which features all sorts of holiday scents like peppermint, pine, nutmeg, and more.

Get the tutorial at Kid Friendly Things to Do.

SHOP MASON JARS

Goldfish Crackers Tree Poster Board Game

Photo credit: Courtesy of Miss Mae's Days
Photo credit: Courtesy of Miss Mae's Days

One part coloring activity and one part game, this holiday project will keep the kids occupied for hours. It's also the perfect excuse to nibble on everyone's favorite snack time cracker.

Get the tutorial at Miss Mae's Days.

SHOP CHRISTMAS STICKERS

Reindeer Ring Toss

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Photo credit: Courtesy of Happiness Is Homemade

This minute-to-win-it game is the perfect excuse to wear a pair of adorable antlers this holiday season.

Get the tutorial at Happiness Is Homemade.

SHOP REINDEER ANTLERS

Hands-Free Hang the Ornament

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Photo credit: Courtesy of The Mason Family Blog

See how many Christmas ornaments you can hang—sans hands—in this challenging partner game.

Get the tutorial at The Mason Family Blog.

SHOP PLASTIC ORNAMENTS

Oven Mitts Challenge

Photo credit: Courtesy of The Mason Family Blog
Photo credit: Courtesy of The Mason Family Blog

If it seems like your family unwraps their gifts a little too fast, put their skills to the test with this challenge, which rewards the first person to unwrap a present while wearing oven mitts.

Get the tutorial at Karen's Ideas Galore.

SHOP OVEN MITTS

Face the Gingerbread Man

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Photo credit: Courtesy of The LeBlanc Family Blog

Without your hands, slowly shimmer your gingerbread cookie down your face and see if you can bite it before it drops.

Get the tutorial at The LeBlanc Family Blog.

SHOP COOKIE MIX

You’ve Been Elf-ed

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Photo credit: Courtesy of Organized Christmas

Your block is in for a fun-filled holiday season with this neighborhood Christmas game.

Get the tutorial at Organized Christmas.

SHOP CARDSTOCK

Who Am I? Christmas Edition

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Photo credit: Courtesy of Childhood 101

The rules are just like the traditional "who am I" game, but this festive version features all sorts of Christmas characters like the Grinch, Olaf, Rudolph, and more.

Get the tutorial at Childhood 101.

SHOP CARDSTOCK

Christmas Trivia

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Photo credit: Getty Images

See just how much you know about all your favorite Christmas traditions, foods, and more with our holiday trivia game.

Build a Snowman

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Photo credit: Courtesy of Party Wishes

Bring the outdoor fun inside with this silly game. The first group to "build" their snowman wins!

Get the tutorial at Party Wishes.

SHOP TOP HATS

Poke-a-Tree Game

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Photo credit: Courtesy of Fun365

Take a cue from this tutorial and fill your tree with adorable rubber duckies, or pack yours with whatever will thrill your family—sweets, gift cards, candy, etc.

Get the tutorial at Fun365.

SHOP TISSUE PAPER

Pin the Heart on the Grinch

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Photo credit: Courtesy of Twin Dragonfly Designs

The Grinch may be frowning, but this classic party game is sure to crack a few smiles.

Get the tutorial at Twin Dragonfly Designs.

SHOP GREEN PAPER

Draw a Snowman

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Photo credit: Courtesy of Housing a Forest

Everyone from kids to grandparents will chuckle when they see their "snowman" drawing at the end of this fun family game.

Get the tutorial at Housing a Forest.

SHOP PAPER PLATES

Jingle Bell Shake

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Photo credit: Courtesy of Awesome Jelly

Get ready to jingle bell rock! Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring in this Christmas game, which is even more fun when you play the perfect playlist of holiday tunes in the background.

Get the tutorial at Awesome Jelly.

SHOP JINGLE BELLS

Christmas Charades

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Photo credit: Courtesy of A Girl and A Glue Gun

Save your money for Christmas gifts, and use this blogger's free printable to DIY your very own set of Christmas charade cards.

Get the tutorial at A Girl and a Glue Gun.

SHOP CARDSTOCK

Candy Cane Hook ‘Em

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Photo credit: Courtesy of Happiness Is Homemade

Think you're the best when it comes to family game night? Put your candy where you mouth is with this hands-free pick up game.

Get the tutorial at Happiness Is Homemade.

SHOP CANDY CANES

Christmas Bingo

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Photo credit: Courtesy of Fun Squared

Stock up on extra Christmas candy this year, so you'll have to plenty to use and eat while playing this game.

Get the tutorial at Fun Squared.

SHOP CARDSTOCK

Gingerbread House Competition

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Photo credit: Courtesy of The Creative Bubble

Challenge your family to a timed gingerbread house competition using pantry items and holiday candy. Designate a judge to pass out awards for the most creative design, the most innovative, or whatever you deem worthy of first place.

Get the tutorial at The Creative Bubble.

SHOP GINGERBREAD KITS

Christmas Candy Elevator

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Photo credit: Courtesy of The LeBlanc Family Blog

Satisfy your Christmas candy cravings—and test your coordination skills—with this sweet challenge.

Get the tutorial at The LeBlanc Family Blog.

SHOP CANDY

Balloon Reindeer Antlers

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Photo credit: Courtesy of Party Games Plus

Grab a partner and be the first team to fill your set of pantyhose antlers with balloons to win!

Get the tutorial at Party Games Plus.

SHOP BALLOONS

110. "He knows when you’ve been bad or good, so be good, for goodness sake!” – Santa Claus is Coming to Town

111. "A beautiful sight, we’re happy tonight." – Winter Wonderland

112. “Come and trim my Christmas tree, with some decorations bought at Tiffany." – Santa Baby

113. "A king was born today.” – Mary’s Boy Child

114. "But the prettiest sight to see, is the holly that will be on your own front door.” – It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas

115. “Do they know it’s Christmastime at all?" – Do They Know It’s Christmas?

116. "You can say there’s no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.”
– Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

117. “Christmas time is here, happiness and cheer." – Christmas Time Is Here

118. "You bought me all those good ole presents, I love you baby, rest of my life.” – Merry Christmas Baby

119. "Feeling Christmas all around, and I'm trying to play it cool"— Santa Tell Me

120. 'Tis the season for some love giving." — Wit It This Christmas

121. "It's the most beautiful time of the year, lights fill the streets, spreading so much cheer." — Mistletoe

122. "On that third day of Christmas, we got all in our feelings, said "I love you" and meant it." — True Love

123. "If there is love in your heart and your mind, you will feel like Christmas all the time." —Where Are You Christmas

124. "The party's on, the feeling's here, that only comes, this time of year." — Wonderful Christmas Time

125. "When it seems the magic slipped away, we find it all again on Christmas Day." —Believe

126. "I think that I am in love this Christmas." — Christmas Eve

127. "Is love alive?" — Winter Song

128. "Do you wanna build a snowman?" — Do You Want To Build A Snowman?

129. "The best time of the year, when everyone comes home. With all this Christmas cheer, it's hard to be alone." — When Christmas Comes To Town

130. "I know exactly what I want this year. Santa, can you hear me?" — Santa Can You Hear Me?

131. “What a bright time, it’s the right time, to rock the night away.” – Jingle Bell Rock

132. "Make my wish come true, all I want for Christmas is you." — All I Want For Christmas Is You

133. "Spreading the joy, spreading the cheer, toasting to another year's end." — Under My Tree

134. "Santa Claus llegó a la ciudad." Santa Claus Llegó a La Ciudad

135. "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas." – It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas

136. "I don't know if there'll be snow, but have a cup of cheer." — Holly Jolly Christmas

137. Feliz Navidad, próspero año y felicidad." —Feliz Navidad

138. "I wait all night 'til Santa comes to wake me from my dreams." — That's Christmas to Me

139. "We need a little Christmas, right this very minute." — We Need a Little Christmas

140. "Oh tidings of comfort and joy!" — God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

141. "Christmas is here bringing good cheer." — Carol Of The Bells

142. "Everyone dancin' merrily, in the new old-fashioned way." — Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree

143. "In my heart is a Christmas tree farm where the people would come to dance under sparkling lights." — Christmas Tree Farm

Christmas Captions For Fitness Lovers

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144. "Frosty the swole man."

145. "No lift, no gift."

146. "He see's you when you're running, he knows when you lift weights."

147. "Merry Fitness!"

148. "May your workouts be merry and bright."

149. "Giving myself muscles for Christmas."

150. "You can call me the abdominal snowman."

151. "My Christmas wish? More squats."

152. "Eat. lift, and be merry."

153. "This workout is lit 🌟."

154. "Jingle all the whey."

155. "Sleigh-ing this workout."

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