Cardi B Stepped Out In An Epic Look Featuring Gold Nipples, And I Can’t Look Away

Alright, so we all know Cardi B can turn out a look that is a STATEMENT.

Cardi at the Grammys in a bedazzled gown with a deep V-neck that extends down to her midriff
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Well, Cardi's done it again while out with Offset during Paris Fashion Week — in Schiaparelli, because of course.

Cardi and Offset walking hand in hand on the street, with Cardi wearing a plaid jacket with gold accents and a gold headpiece, and Offset in black leather

I wear sweats when I go to the store, but then, I don't spend $40,000 in Chanel like Offset did.

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What sucks me in about this outfit is that without all the gold detailing, it would just be a fairly standard plaid jacket and jeans. But then we wouldn't be here!

Cardi and Offset walking hand in hand on the street, with Cardi wearing a plaid jacket with gold accents and a gold headpiece, and Offset in black leather
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First we have the headpiece, obviously — how could you miss it? What's personally putting my mind through the blender is trying to guess where underneath the sunglasses her eyes are.

Close-up of Cardi's gold headpiece, with attached sunglasses
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But oh no, no, the accessories do not stop here. See also: mouth and eye necklace. And the gold nipples. Of course, the gold nipples.

Close-up of Cardi's gold headpiece, with attached sunglasses

The rings are also teeth. I'd encourage you to take a moment to consider your feelings at this point.

Close-up of Cardi's gold headpiece, with attached sunglasses
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Upon reading this, you might think that the earrings would follow suit and be some kind of body part. Surprise! They're actually keyholes.

Cardi B, wearing headpiece, and Offset kissing
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Anyway, here's the look without the headpiece. Just a regular day in the Chanel store!

Cardi B walking down the stairs in plaid jacket and dress
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Anyway, I might wear pants today if I feel fancy.