Just as the world’s population was starting to forget about Bronte Blampied, she turned up today to show everyone she still exists and is still called the same thing. (Bronte Blampied.) The 19-year-old model was spotted having lunch at an outdoor cafe in Sydney, Australia with her (rumored) ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber. That’s right: Blampieber is back. And hanging out with several unnamed dogs, as you can see in the paparazzi shot above.
The last time we heard from Blampied, she was tooling around Los Angeles with Sofia Richie, who reportedly also dated Bieber. What has Blampied been doing since then? The usual, according to her Instagram. She has been wearing bikinis and photographing acai bowls.
She even had an acai bowl on Christmas Day!
If Blampied is spotted with Bieber or Richie or an acai bowl again, we will let you know.
This has been the Bronte Blampied Brief.
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