The New Blanche Devereaux Christmas Tree Ornament Plays Phrases From ‘The Golden Girls’

Photo credit: Hallmark; NBC
Photo credit: Hallmark; NBC


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It’s that time of year where Hallmark releases its 2021 Keepsake Ornaments. While there are plenty to sift through, we couldn’t help but call out one that speaks to our The Golden Girls-loving hearts. This Christmas, you can grace your tree with the new Blanche Devereaux Ornament With Sound.

We all know Blanche, who was played by the late Rue McClanahan, as the sexy, fun-loving, and promiscuous woman who refused to ever reveal her age. She certainly knew how to live life to the fullest, and now you can have a little piece of that in your holiday décor. The ornament displays the Southern socialite in her red wedding dress that she broke out on her anniversary every year for her late husband George. Only real fans of the show will know that tidbit!

The 5.5-inch ornament requires two LR44 batteries, which are included, so that you can press the button to hear some of Blanche’s favorite phrases from The Golden Girls. Maybe there will be a line from the “’Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas” episode where Blanche gives Dorothy Zbornak (Bea Arthur), Rose Nylund (Betty White), and Sophia Petrillo (Estelle Getty) an erotic “The Men of Blanche’s Boudoir” calendar. At the very least, there has to be a “Big Daddy” sound in there, right?!

The Blanche Devereaux Ornament With Sound just launched on Hallmark’s website a few days ago for $19.99. It’s also rolling out on Amazon, complete with a The Golden Girls base featuring the tropical print you know from Blanche’s bedroom, so that you’ll have it in plenty of time to decorate your tree. It’s beginning to look like a very Miami Christmas!

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