The Best Trader Joe’s Snack, According to Your Zodiac Sign

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We adore Trader Joe’s, but there’s only one problem: The snack aisle is a little too good. How will you ever choose between kettle corn and cookie butter? Let your zodiac sign be your guide.

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Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Breaded Mozzarella Sticks

You could reach for a bag of potato chips, but you’re original and march to the beat of your own drum. These gooey panko-crusted pieces of heaven are seven times better and will satisfy all of your cravings.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Cookie Butter

We give you permission to eat this spread straight from the jar. Full of creamy swirls, it’s deep and dreamy—like someone else we know.

Aries (March 21 – April 19): Rainbow’s End Trail Mix

Spin class at dawn, nonstop meetings, work cocktails and dinner with your seven closest friends is just another day in the life of a boss lady like you. This protein-packed medley is the fuel you need to keep trailblazing.

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Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Strawberry Champagne Truffles

OK, on one (or two) occasions you’ve ordered a giant plate of food just for the ’gram. It’s not your fault you appreciate the finer things in life, like beauty and art. These special, sensuous treats are pretty as can be (and they’re tasty, too).

Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Kettle Corn

Last night, you were the life of the party, but tonight you just want to bury your nose in a book. This snack is the best of both worlds—perfectly salty and sweet, just like you.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Hold the Cone!

You can come across as having a tough exterior, but your friends know you’re really a big softie. This itty-bitty crowd-pleasing dessert is the perfect way to satisfy your secret sugar craving.

Leo (July 23 – August 22): Scandinavian Swimmers

Gummy fish: One of the most delightful snacks in the universe. You: the scintillating center of attention wherever you go. Need we say more?

Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Just Mango Slices

We’re going to go out on a limb and guess that your bookshelf has at least two self-improvement books on it. (No, don’t blush, it’s a good thing.) You’re hardworking, detail-oriented and take quick initiative to fix what’s broken. This healthy dried mango fits right in—it’s satisfying and doesn’t break any of the rules on your diet.

Libra (September 23 – October 21): Restaurant-Style White Corn Tortilla Chips

Charming, graceful and always aware of everyone else’s needs, you’re truly the hostess with the mostess. Delight everyone at your next party with this tried-and-true favorite.

Scorpio (October 22 – November 21): Organic Spicy Dill Pickle Chips

Are they hot? Are they tangy? Are they briny? These complex snackers are complex and intriguing, like you. Stock up, because you’ll be at the bottom of the jar before you know it.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Peanut Butter Filled Pretzels

You’re happy-go-lucky, optimistic and always looking for your next adventure. Grab a bag of these irresistibly salty-creamy bites; we promise you’ll never get bored.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

It’s offish: you’re the leader of the zodiac. Practical and ambitious, you’re pretty much the best at everything you do. We give you full permission to indulge in Trader Joe’s best selling sweet snack right this second. 

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