The Best, Most Hilarious 'Riverdale' Season 3 Twitter Reactions and Memes

Emily Tannenbaum
Photo credit: Shane Harvey
Photo credit: Shane Harvey

From Cosmopolitan

[Warning: spoilers for the season 3 finale of Riverdale, "Survive the Night," ahead.]

So much happened last night that Riverdale fans are trying to keep straight. Hal Cooper? Definitely dead. Penelope Blossom? In the wind. Alice Cooper and FP Jones' love child, Charles Smith? Alive, working with Alice to take down the Farm, and super hot. *Takes breath and checks notes* Jughead Jones? Status un-freakin-known.

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Oh yeah, everyone from The Farm (minus Kevin) is missing, Varchie is back together, and Cheryl Blossom is hanging out with Jason Blossom's dead body. Hiram framed Hermione for attempted murder, so Veronica is living with Smithers. It almost makes you forget that Betty and Veronica were literally poisoned by Penelope Blossom and Archie may have killed some guy dressed as a bear. I feel like I'm on drugs.

Basically, the Riverdale writers packed so much into this epic season finale that fans didn't even know what to freak out about on Twitter, so they chose everything. Let's break it down.

Alice Cooper wasn't brainwashed.

I can't believe you doubted serpent queen, Alice Cooper. She helped take down the Black Hood! She hooked up with FP Jones! How dare you disrespect her all season like this. JK, I totally thought she drank all of Edgar Evernever's kool aid, too.

We already stan Charles Smith.

Betty Cooper and Jughead Jones' half brother is hot. Sorry, not sorry.

Penelope Blossom. That's it. That's the tweet.

Archie and that damn bear. Can we not?

Seriously, what the hell is it with Archie Andrews and fighting bears/men dressed like bears?

Jughead better be okay. Or else.

Riverdale fans will literally fight you if you hurt one hair on Forsythe Pendleton "Jughead" Jones III's head. They mean it.

Everyone else...is just confused.

Honestly, what the hell did we just watch?

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