Read at your own risk if either of following apply: 1. You've felt personally attacked by an incorrect horoscope assignment ( Aries as pineapple pizzas?!) 2. You don't use clothes hangers ( how are you organizing your closets?!). We take horoscopes and shopping very seriously at R29 — two things that some consider small potatoes in the grander garden of life. If you're like us though, then a shoppable clothes-hanger guide based off Zodiac signs will make complete sense. Total, practical, sense.
Ahead, we apply the fickle powers of astrological traits to determine what type of closet-organization item you are; from modest wood-hanger Virgos to powerful black-velvet Scorpios and practical white-plastic Capricorns. Scroll on to feel validated, enraged (chirp it out in the comments below), or just to shop some solid sets of value-packaged and stylish clothes hangers — it is back-to-school season, after all.
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