Ariana Grande Is Straight up Wearing Crocs and I Have a Lot of Questions
The date is Tuesday, September 10, 2019, and Ariana Grande has taken thy holy self to Instagram, where she’s shared a mirror selfie with her audience of over 164 million followers (*Ariana voice* yuh) wearing a pair of CROCS. I’M NOT SCREAMING, YOU ARE. First, I’d like to disclaim that in this world that has seen darkness such as Harry Styles rejecting the role of Prince Eric, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth’s divorce, and pumpkin spice SPAM—never would I have guessed Ariana Grande wearing Crocs (unironically, BTW!) would be the pop culture moment that finally breaks me.
No offense to Crocs, but what. Notoriously the butt-end of a joke and unfortunately bullied as an “ugly shoe,”...
