My Body Is Physically Sore From Laughing At These 85 Hilarious Tweets From September
The month of September flew by like it had somewhere better to be! This was a funny time for the internet, so I've compiled a massive list of September's most hilarious tweets from BuzzFeed's weekly roundups of fails, funny tweets, and Black Twitter (plus a few of my personal favorites thrown in). Let's get into it!
1.
how often does the Roman empire think of me 😔
— kurtis conner (@kurtisconner) September 16, 2023
@kurtisconnor
2.
i saw this lamp post and it looked like a minion wearing a thong idk pic.twitter.com/6QZBZpaPrw
— ✮ Enjoy The Ride ✮ (@almondmilkhunni) September 25, 2023
@almondmilkhunni
3.
Me after hitting “no tip” and turning the tablet back around pic.twitter.com/3LzsiBlCRl
— Josh Black (@SirJoshuaBlack) September 24, 2023
CBS Photo Archive / Getty Images / @SirJoshuaBlack
4.
🚨| Taylor Swift was eating a piece of chicken with ketchup and seemingly ranch! pic.twitter.com/rpAOP2HFtT
— The Eras Tour (@tswifterastour) September 24, 2023
@tswifterastour
5.
taylor swift at travis kelce game soon pic.twitter.com/uzSfNMIodf
— ivy (mourning kendall roy) (@ohhhhherewego) September 24, 2023
Disney / @ohhhhherewego
6.
I stopped by the thrift store down the street today and... pic.twitter.com/pH737GuPvH
— Juliet Bennett Rylah (@JBRylah) September 25, 2023
@JBRylah
7.
She’s taking selfies—people are literally being murdered in her building and she’s taking selfies https://t.co/YkpLHiHmxk
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) September 11, 2023
@selenagomez / Twitter: @MediumSizeMeech
8.
“how often do you think about the roman empire?"str8 men: pic.twitter.com/pyrPAieiH1
— Saint Hoax (@SaintHoax) September 15, 2023
Paramount / @SaintHoax
9.
bf didn't get the job pic.twitter.com/zV7N378Y9z
— matt (@computer_gay) September 19, 2023
@computer_gay
10.
i was wondering why my alarm didn’t go off after a drunk night out 🤦🏽♀️ pic.twitter.com/wpVzHESa4R
— MK (@adoreanise) September 22, 2023
@adoreanise
11.
“u better not be a cunty pillar when i get there”me: pic.twitter.com/7LnwnZtXpo
— bigsock (@biggersocks) September 16, 2023
Twitter: @biggersocks
12.
Me reading articles about Joe Jonas and Sophie Turners divorce. pic.twitter.com/WSJcwzlQls
— Andrew (@andrewnucatola) September 21, 2023
Prime Video / @andrewnucatola
13.
Boy math is having a 70inch tv but no dining table
— cali 🍒 (@hashtagcali_) September 26, 2023
@hashtagcali_
14.
me when my friend posts a screenshot of our text messages on their story so everyone can see how funny i am pic.twitter.com/2DAEDlU2o4
— grace (@gracesftdt) September 24, 2023
CBS Photo Archive / Getty Images / @gracesftdt
15.
— doomer (@uncledoomer) September 22, 2023
@uncledoomer
16.
oppenheimer did WHAT????!!! pic.twitter.com/D50WHykqCq
— ܐܹܢܟܝܼ (@ankidouna) September 9, 2023
Twitter: @ankidouna
17.
the girl version of the roman empire is constantly thinking about that one thing that happened 7 years ago
— trish (@ULTRAGLOSS) September 17, 2023
@ULTRAGLOSS
18.
My favorite Halloween merch is skeletons of things that have no bones. pic.twitter.com/woehfvggPe
— Allison Carter (@AllisonLCarter) September 13, 2023
@AllisonLCarter
19.
when my dentist gave me laughing gas for the first time i was so high i spent the appt thinking of how to impress her. the best i could come up with was asking her “do you see me as just a mouth and teeth or am i a person to you?” i was like this is so deep she’s gonna freak
— sarah hagi (@KindaHagi) September 26, 2023
@KindaHagi
20.
How your email finds me pic.twitter.com/kSgjKszVZY
— Paul Anthony Jones (@paulanthjones) September 6, 2023
Twitter: @paulaanthjones
21.
.@NYCMayor with the robocop, which cannot make the heart with the mayor because it has no arms pic.twitter.com/vuvkmslYwz
— katie honan (@katie_honan) September 22, 2023
@katie_honan
22.
this would kill a pilgrim pic.twitter.com/oLXUFqbv2D
— tyler (@tyler02020202) September 14, 2023
Twitter: @tyler02020202
23.
just tried the ice spice drink from dunkin… pic.twitter.com/JayRZu2DRV
— jimmy (@jimmyoutsold) September 13, 2023
Republic Records / Twitter: @jimmyoutsold
24.
Boy math is only having 1 pot, pan, spoon, fork, cup and plate and asking her when she going to come cook for you.
— Supernova Momma (@SupernovaMomma) September 26, 2023
@SupernovaMomma
25.
i knew college was a joke when i told a professor i couldn’t afford a textbook and they told me to donate blood plasma so i could buy it
— ✮ omoge ! ✮ (@mooninnscorpio) September 25, 2023
@mooninnscorpio
26.
Aight next week https://t.co/wko8NWYjNe pic.twitter.com/BrQUmbb0LO
— chlobuchar (@me_im_chloe) September 6, 2023
Twitter: @me_im_chloe
27.
ALIEN SUPERSTAR pic.twitter.com/eZKV1bcHrA
— cynthia’s voice box (@cynthiaspickle) September 14, 2023
AP / @cyntiaspickle
28.
Aliens shoulda made something shake a lil before now if they wanted some attention. We got a lot of things going on pic.twitter.com/ANj2QkPqMn
— Get Her, Jade! (@keatingssixth) September 13, 2023
Hollywood Unlocked / @keatingssixth / Via facebook.com
29.
Maybe Olivia Rodrigo presale code is the friends we made along the way
— uniinsight (@uniinsight_) September 21, 2023
@uniinsight_
30.
the zooming in was crazyyyy ?!? 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/asHtSvQNtl
— ًً (@girlsonfillm) September 22, 2023
Vanity Fair / @girlsonfiilm
31.
Incredibly irritating clock in my hotel room pic.twitter.com/V0Ku4rZ6gz
— c a i t l i n (@hello__caitlin) September 20, 2023
@hello__caitlin
32.
The first year husband & I were married he YELLED out in the middle of the night. I startled awake and asked what was wrong and he said, “I had a dream that you rolled over and your face was actually a demon face.”And then he went back to sleep.Reader, I did not.
— emily (@emilykmay) September 19, 2023
@emilykmay
33.
only i would drop out of the wrong university 💀 pic.twitter.com/P99nRinTrA
— ria (@hurricane_yn) September 25, 2023
@hurricane_yn
34.
car just sniffin around😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/eWSBh7Wpej
— . (@tinkerrrr__) September 19, 2023
@StrangestMedia / @tinkerrrr_ / @yujinxmidas via TikTok
35.
Financial podcasts: https://t.co/qqSZFGxK0e
— Ma$on (@FirstGentleman) September 18, 2023
@mistersunshinee / @FirstGentleman
36.
Yeah I think about the Roman Empire daily pic.twitter.com/kThE0ILGi0
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) September 15, 2023
Pepsi / Via youtube.com
37.
a candle is just a pet fire
— cass city (@HeavenlyGrandpa) September 24, 2023
@HeavenlyGrandpa
38.
if that’s ur girl then why did my email find her well
— sydney (@demiurgently) September 13, 2023
Twitter: @demiurgently
39.
“did you clog the toilet again?”me: pic.twitter.com/DF92Pewg2m
— Jay Morris (@xpaytheprice) September 23, 2023
CBS Photo Archive / @xypaytheprice
40.
I know you fking lying 💀 https://t.co/ePhcyyyON4
— Sexyy Red (@SexyyRed314_) September 8, 2023
@layxsnv / @SexyyRed314_
41.
the only roman empire I think about pic.twitter.com/tgXdsQ4ud5
— Spencer Althouse (@SpencerAlthouse) September 18, 2023
Disney / @SpencerAtlhouse
42.
Taylor Swift pic.twitter.com/piOe4YTaR3
— 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐲 | 1989 TV 27/10🗽🩵 (@tswiiizzle) September 13, 2023
MTV / Lions Gate Home Entertainment / Via Twitter: @tswiiizzle
43.
im telling fafsa yall saw drake
— may jailer (@sampadillaa_) September 7, 2023
@sampadillaaa_
44.
Mariah Carey defrosting as we speak btw
— virgo’s grooviest (@virgosgrooviest) September 1, 2023
Twitter: @virgosgrooviest
45.
Obsessed with my friend’s announcement to the group chat that he is now “actively pursuing TikTok fame” pic.twitter.com/G8a7ARoG50
— Blake Montgomery (@blakersdozen) September 15, 2023
@blakersdozen
46.
— discontinued barbie (@arianadotgov) September 13, 2023
@icespice via IG / @arianadotgov
47.
i’m laughing so hard pic.twitter.com/TtKwaMPRgU
— emotional hot barista (@zingingcutie22) September 17, 2023
@zingingcutie22
48.
having a sister is something so amazing pic.twitter.com/AANVvpvbeJ
— a beautiful woman 💕✨👄🦷 (@full_legal_name) September 18, 2023
@full_legal_name
49.
I’ve been hollering at this for the last 10 minutes 😂😂😂😂 but somebody had to say it bc they’d been unnecessarily loud the whole show lolol pic.twitter.com/RbbauwlqX2
— TT Dora (@ItsMe_NotYu) September 13, 2023
MTV / Twitter: @ItsMe_NotYu
50.
this what i mean when i say i’m sexy dancing in the house i feel like britney spears https://t.co/dpn0LCtzVZ
— YANA 🫀 (@otgyana) September 13, 2023
MTV / @ShesFishy / @otgyana
51.
thinking about travis kelce showing taylor swift his highlight reels on youtube while she sits there and nods. she finally gets to have the universal teenage girl experience
— emily (@titosoatmilk) September 12, 2023
@titosoatmilk
52.
This is literally a coming of age movie 😭 pic.twitter.com/kRKBGmg9Lu
— Ex Beyonce Fan (@kingbealestreet) September 15, 2023
Twitter: @kingbealestreet / @palmvia956 via TikTok / Via tiktok.com
53.
i think if u have a really fucked up dream you should be allowed to call off work. i just watched my mother get attacked by a tiger and you expect me to hop on a zoom meeting rn
— Cait🧃 (@CaitCamelia) September 14, 2023
@CaitCamelia
54.
thought i was flying to new york but apparently they’re just fucking kidding ?? pic.twitter.com/zgt5XNPHSa
— chase (@_chase_____) September 26, 2023
@_chase_____
55.
Streets saying Chris Evans got MARRIED???? pic.twitter.com/FJmj8r8bkP
— ໊ (@WandasAttorney) September 10, 2023
Hot Ones / @WandasAttorney
56.
pass me a blue Gatorade bro pic.twitter.com/Pibb4he6qI
— J. Slai (@JSLAi) September 13, 2023
AP / @JSLAi
57.
now this is a cunty bob pic.twitter.com/joqKnFarX8
— danny (@heaven_toniight) September 13, 2023
Pixar / @haven_toniight
58.
not wearing my glasses anymore i’ve seen enough
— a (@23luvr) September 9, 2023
Twitter: @23luvr
59.
this is what ovulating feels like pic.twitter.com/BfgvQ97UwE
— capricorn cunt 🪽 (@celesitial) September 9, 2023
Twitter: @celesitial / @lallyhooper via TikTok / Via tiktok.com
60.
imagine you send in your resume and get a “😂👎” back https://t.co/UnRpTfkMa2
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) September 9, 2023
twitter: @SaeedDiCaprio
61.
as a millennial dad I’ve never not been Too Online so I know the best combination of buzzwords to maximize being annoying to my tween; she got a meatball sub for lunch and I said “oh she in her marinara era for real” and the eye roll could have powered our house for a year
— ＷＥＴ ＡＲＭＡＤＩＬＬＯ (@BauceSauce) September 7, 2023
Twitter: @BauceSauce
62.
CHRIS EVANS GOT WHAT pic.twitter.com/QK42KatJAU
— polina ❀ (@cherrypoIkadot) September 10, 2023
Disney Plus / Twitter: @cherrypolkadot
63.
listening to Guts pic.twitter.com/WvwZwXq0RO
— siu (@paperssil) September 10, 2023
Everett Collections / Hulu / Twitter: @paperssil
64.
adele?? https://t.co/r2OoSABLME pic.twitter.com/Pvn0SrQwct
— Fred (@FredAdkins_) September 11, 2023
Columbia / Via youtube.com
65.
The FAQ’s for Olivia Rodrigo’s tour 😭 pic.twitter.com/ouGa5hLk91
— the summer scorpio 💌 (@girlbosskenroy) September 21, 2023
@girlbosskenroy
66.
guy dinner pic.twitter.com/ilIZJhinRd
— messed up foods (@messedupfoods) September 6, 2023
Twitter: @messedupfoods
67.
Saw the Jonas brothers last night it was amazing pic.twitter.com/khRPnVoEhU
— 🤷🏻♂️ (@usernotfound63) September 4, 2023
Twitter: @usernotfound63
68.
If anyone is curious the flag IS at half mast at Margaritaville Palm Springs pic.twitter.com/xo7bUFgzdH
— Amanda Hasaka (@ahasaka) September 2, 2023
Twitter: @ahasaka
69.
guys please i’ve fallen down a rabbit hole of this timothee chalamet fan page and 😭 pic.twitter.com/nJrQecDQYS
— neeza (@peachcrisis) September 5, 2023
@peachcrisis
70.
Incredible way to find out my therapist is at Burning Man pic.twitter.com/69ann50Ni9
— Catie Stewart (@catrionastew) September 3, 2023
Twitter: @catrionastew
71.
— The Notorious J.O.V. (@whotfisjovana) September 4, 2023
@whotfisjovana
72.
Just made Jalapeño hot sauce in a frying pan... the steam coming off that thing pepper sprayed my whole family. Learn something new every day!
— JerryRigEverything (@ZacksJerryRig) September 5, 2023
@ZachsJerryRig
73.
As spooky season approaches, my very interested toddler has been asking "WHAT HIM NAME?" when we see a skeleton or other ghoulish figure on someone's lawn, and since "I don't know" is unacceptable to people who are almost 3, I have been spitballing names of people I don't like.
— Amy Colleen (@sewistwrites) September 3, 2023
Twitter: @sewistwrites
74.
i’m SO mad, the Texas heat melted my kick drum while it was on the delivery truck 🤬 pic.twitter.com/hEDrC11epB
— ᴄᴏʏᴏᴛᴇᄅ 🔮 (@YLKujo) September 6, 2023
@YLKujo
75.
trader joes groceries be feeling like cartoon food to me no shade like it don’t be serious
— MS INCHEZ (@REDSEASHAWTY) September 4, 2023
@REDSEASHAWTY
76.
leonardo dicaprio just switched to yahoo https://t.co/NCK8Pjyqhg
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) September 4, 2023
Twitter: @SaeedDiCaprio
77.
Made it to the Renaissance Tour! Can’t wait for Beyoncé to come out 🐝 pic.twitter.com/45NlKN1U2S
— Dillon Nelson (@dillydilldilly) September 2, 2023
Twitter: @dillydilldilly
78.
This is the kind of knife they use to cut long stories short https://t.co/T9FawetySt
— Tegbe! (@TomiwaTegbe) September 4, 2023
@pmcafrica / @TomiwaTegbe
79.
look at what my teacher wrote in my math homework??? 😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/wvn63mk5gN
— ً (@aesive) September 16, 2023
@aesive
80.
PEOPLE IT IS TIME TO START WRITING ABOUT YOGURT h/t @RonCharles pic.twitter.com/y4AVKClMXG
— Lisa Lucas (@likaluca) September 6, 2023
Twitter: @likaluca / LinkedIn
81.
— Los Feliz Daycare (@LosFelizDaycare) September 11, 2023
20th Century Fox / Courtesy of Everett / Via Twitter: @LosFelizDaycare
82.
THIS ISNT REAL pic.twitter.com/VapuHMC5tb
— ★ andy (@X1AO1SM) September 6, 2023
Twitter: @X1AO1SM
83.
Visual representation of the word “skidaddle” https://t.co/0SxJbxCHBf
— Uncle Iroh (@Kurtdiesal) September 6, 2023
Twitter: @Impactvidz / @Kurtdiesal
84.
Not Bey’s outfit making it look like Diana is grabbing her ass 😭 pic.twitter.com/zNfSGEAR1n
— BEYTHOVEN | non-affiliated fan account (@beyonceparkwood) September 5, 2023
85.
in case Dog Days Are Over comes on pic.twitter.com/Phrj6xFvIQ
— enzo (@amaybetino) September 4, 2023
Twitter: @amaybetino
