Terrible pickup lines can come from anywhere. Here are some of the worst from Tinder, Reddit, the BuzzFeed Community, and even a few movies. They're cringey, cheesy, and just plain bad. Enjoy!
1."Is your phone in your back pocket? Because your ass is calling me."
2."Hey babe, are you a hit woman? Because if I pay, I was hoping maybe you could take me out!"
3."I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party."
4."Damn girl, I'm gonna have to file a complaint. Cause the reverse sirens on that dump truck are busted."
5."Did it hurt when you fell? When you fell from heaven?"
6."You are everything I never knew I always wanted."
7."Hey girl, are you a communist? Cause I feel an uprising in my lower class."
8."Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met."
9."Hey boy, are you my GPA? Cause I swear I can do better."
10."Holy shit, dude. Your hand looks super heavy. Do you need me to hold it for you?"
12."Oh, you beautiful babes from England, for whom we have traveled through time... Will you go to the prom with us in San Dimas? We will have a most triumphant time!"
13."I bet I could bench-press you."
15."I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in."
16."You’re so hot, I’d burn every chair on Earth so you’d have to sit on my face."
19."Have you ever heard of the term 'fuck buddy'?"
20."If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. *Laughs* No, I'm kidding, but can I get your number?"
22."God was showing off when he made you."
25."I could find the whole meaning of life in those sad eyes."
26."Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime."
27."Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I'll be the Big Bad Wolf."
29."You're why cavemen chiseled on walls."
31."Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away."
33."How about I be one and you be cosine and I get on top of you and we make secx."
35."You're the whip cream to my coffee. Without you, my life is bitter."
36."Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them."
38."I think my Spotify is broken. You’re not listed in the hottest singles."
41."Did you fall out the vending machine? ‘Cause you’re a snack."
43."I'm just lookin' for a little slap and pickle!"
45."You are so beautiful that if you lived on Mount Olympus, I wouldn't be impressed."
46."Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don't intend to sleep with another woman until I'm back here in your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs."
48."You're a keeper, like a fish!"
52."Girlie, I think I love you. I wanna buy you food. I wanna buy you corn dogs."
53."I’m no photographer but I can picture us together."
56."Ma'am, in the leopard print dress, you have an amazing rack."
57."I'm actually from the future where we've been married 20 years. I'm just here to resolve an argument over when and where our first date was."
59."Pardon my lips. They find joy in the most unusual places."
—A Good Year
62."I’m looking for something but it’s not on the menu... Your phone number."
63."I really wish that you'd come home with me. You're so cute and I'm really good in bed, believe me. You smell good, too."
65."I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave."
67."I’ll put my basilisk in your Chamber of Secrets!"
69."You can call me Leonardo da Vinci because I will make you moan-Alyssa."
71."I wanna shake you naked and eat you alive..."
72."Are you an unpaid parking ticket? Because you've got 'mighty fine' written all over you."
75."Poof! Well, here I am. The genie said you still have two other wishes, tho."
77."There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em."
This article contains content from Hanifah Rahman, Alexa Lisitza, Michael Blackmon, and Melissa Rosenthal. It was compiled by Kelly Rissman.