77 Of The Worst Pickup Lines That Should Never Be Used, Like, Ever

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Terrible pickup lines can come from anywhere. Here are some of the worst from Tinder, Reddit, the BuzzFeed Community, and even a few movies. They're cringey, cheesy, and just plain bad. Enjoy!

1."Is your phone in your back pocket? Because your ass is calling me."

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2."Hey babe, are you a hit woman? Because if I pay, I was hoping maybe you could take me out!"

u/motogucci

3."I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party."

Man with glasses in "Anchorman"

Anchorman

DreamWorks Pictures

4."Damn girl, I'm gonna have to file a complaint. Cause the reverse sirens on that dump truck are busted."

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5."Did it hurt when you fell? When you fell from heaven?"

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6."You are everything I never knew I always wanted."

Speaking man in "Fools Rush in"

Fools Rush In

Columbia Pictures

7."Hey girl, are you a communist? Cause I feel an uprising in my lower class."

u/IWaterboardKids

8."Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met."

Man speaking over a dinner table in "Intolerable Cruelty"

Intolerable Cruelty

Universal Pictures

9."Hey boy, are you my GPA? Cause I swear I can do better."

u/Icy_Wishbone4

10."Holy shit, dude. Your hand looks super heavy. Do you need me to hold it for you?"

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12."Oh, you beautiful babes from England, for whom we have traveled through time... Will you go to the prom with us in San Dimas? We will have a most triumphant time!"

Bill and Ted talk to a woman in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

MGM

13."I bet I could bench-press you."

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15."I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in."

u/ThunderAvenger

16."You’re so hot, I’d burn every chair on Earth so you’d have to sit on my face."

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19."Have you ever heard of the term 'fuck buddy'?"

Woman stares disappointingly at a man in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin"

—The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Universal Pictures

20."If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. *Laughs* No, I'm kidding, but can I get your number?"

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22."God was showing off when he made you."

Man stares into camera while on the phone in "Keeping the Faith"

—Keeping the Faith

Touchstone Pictures

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25."I could find the whole meaning of life in those sad eyes."

Man and woman facing one another in "Waitress"

—Waitress

Fox Searchlight

26."Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime."

u/kickypie

27."Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I'll be the Big Bad Wolf."

—Twilight

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29."You're why cavemen chiseled on walls."

A man stares offscreen in "As Good As It Gets"

—As Good As It Gets

TriStar Pictures

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31."Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away."

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33."How about I be one and you be cosine and I get on top of you and we make secx."

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35."You're the whip cream to my coffee. Without you, my life is bitter."

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36."Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them."

Austin Powers smiling in "Austin Powers"

—Austin Powers

New Line Cinema

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38."I think my Spotify is broken. You’re not listed in the hottest singles."

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41."Did you fall out the vending machine? ‘Cause you’re a snack."

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43."I'm just lookin' for a little slap and pickle!"

Man wearing asshole hat in "Beerfest"

—Beerfest

Legendary Entertainment

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45."You are so beautiful that if you lived on Mount Olympus, I wouldn't be impressed."

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46."Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don't intend to sleep with another woman until I'm back here in your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs."

Man staring at woman in "Revenge of the Nerds II"

Revenge of the Nerds II

20th Century Fox

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48."You're a keeper, like a fish!"

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52."Girlie, I think I love you. I wanna buy you food. I wanna buy you corn dogs."

—Kids

Kids

Miramax

53."I’m no photographer but I can picture us together."

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56."Ma'am, in the leopard print dress, you have an amazing rack."

Guy on the phone in "The Hangover"

The Hangover

Warner Bros.

57."I'm actually from the future where we've been married 20 years. I'm just here to resolve an argument over when and where our first date was."

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59."Pardon my lips. They find joy in the most unusual places."

—A Good Year

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62."I’m looking for something but it’s not on the menu... Your phone number."

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63."I really wish that you'd come home with me. You're so cute and I'm really good in bed, believe me. You smell good, too."

A man smiling in "Leaving Las Vegas"

Leaving Las Vegas

United Artists

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65."I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave."

Man and woman facing one another in "Face/Off"

—Face/Off

Touchstone Pictures

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67."I’ll put my basilisk in your Chamber of Secrets!"

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69."You can call me Leonardo da Vinci because I will make you moan-Alyssa."

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71."I wanna shake you naked and eat you alive..."

Man and woman with their faces close in "Zandalee"

Zandalee

Electric Pictures

72."Are you an unpaid parking ticket? Because you've got 'mighty fine' written all over you."

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75."Poof! Well, here I am. The genie said you still have two other wishes, tho."

 —ferwall

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77."There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em."

A man talks to a woman in "Dodgeball"

Dodgeball

Red Hour Films

This article contains content from Hanifah Rahman, Alexa Lisitza, Michael Blackmon, and Melissa Rosenthal. It was compiled by Kelly Rissman.