Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Boo, you've got to check out these Halloween puns! Okay, that was a ghastly Halloween joke, we will admit, but we promise the following scary clever one-liners will result in at least one witch-worthy cackle at your costume party. Whether you use these Halloween puns to inspire your punny Halloween costume, or as wicked good Halloween captions for Instagram, these jokes will get you in the autumn spirit — even if they are (candy) corn(y).
Puns, albeit often a little cringe, can break any awkward tension between the vampires and the werewolves (Jacob, is that you?) and get the kids in a silly mood (no sugar required!) before they head out to trick-or-treat. This list includes kid-friendly jokes you can have on hand as you pass out Halloween treats, as well as slightly more puzzling Halloween riddles for the older crowd. No age or Halloween costume will be left out.
So, if you are looking for a super gourd pun to match your kid's pumpkin costume or mark your first PSL pic on Instagram, these Halloween puns don't hold back. Keep reading for all of the scary good (while not actually very scary) jokes and puns for Halloween.
Funny Halloween Puns and Jokes
Ghouls just wanna have fun.
If you’ve got it, haunt it.
Witch-ing you a happy Halloween!
Skeleton puns are humerus.
Hark — who ghost there?
Did you hear about the poisoned Cheerios? Yup — the work of a cereal killer.
You got your treats, so bone appétit!
Creep it real.
Straight outta’ coffin.
Bone to be wild.
Fangs for the memories.
Life is boo-tiful.
I’m just here for the candy and I-scream.
Pumpkin Halloween Puns
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
Oh my gourd, I think I love you.
You don't know jack-o'-lantern.
Life is gourd.
I'm the Pun-King.
Get pumped for Halloween!
Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
I love pumpkin spice a latte.
Pumpkin spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
Go big or gourd home.
Gourd of the Rings.
Halloween Puns for Adults
Vampire puns suck.
Trick or treat yo'self.
Witch better have my candy.
Resting witch face.
Life’s a witch and then you fly.
Ghostess with the mostess.
I’m a haunt mess right now.
Will you be my boo?
Are you a ghost? Because you look like my boo.
Can I have your number? I promise not to ghost you.
We were meant to be — like Romeo and Ghoul-iet.
Will you be my ghoul-friend?
Mummy of the year.
Howl you doin’?
You’re just my blood type.
You’ve got me in your web.
We were made for each other: I can feel it in my bones.
You look boo-tiful tonight.
I’m dying to take you out tonight!
You’re my soul mate.
I’m just batty about you.
This may sound (candy) corny, but I think I love you.
You must be a vampire, because this is love at first bite.
Halloween Party Puns
Does this party have boos?
Trick or tequila.
Let’s get this party startled!
Boo-ya, what a party!
Eat, drink, and be scary.
This party is wicked fun.
I’m just here for some skele-fun.
This party is fang-tastic!
I came to shake my boo-ty on the dance floor.
Just here for the boos.
I dressed up as a ghost and I came to get sheet faced!
Witch Halloween puns?
I just took a DNA test. Turns out I'm 100% that witch.
Bow down, witches.
You say “witch” like it’s a bad thing.
Keep calm and carry a wand.
I wanna get witch you.
You bewitch me.
You put a spell on me.
Where my ghouls at?
What up my witches?
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Skeleton Halloween Puns
I just want some body to love.
This tickles my funny bone.
Just because your meme has a skeleton pun in it, doesn't mean it's humerus.
Having a skele-TON of fun.
Bone away by how much fun I'm having.
I've always been a fan of Humerus costumes.
No body gets my Halloween costume this year...
Chose this costume because I wanna be Hip.
Being a skeleton really isn't all it's cracked up Tibia.
Okay, maybe I dressed up as a cliché skeleton, but punny captions are where I jaw the line.
Wish I brought a jacket, because I'm a little clavi-cold right about now.
Halloween Candy Puns
A cat's favorite candy is a Kit Kat.
Candy give us a new one?
I Snicker-ed after hearing the joke.
People keep talking about Kit Kats. I need a break.
The best candy rapper is Eminem.
You're a Twix-ster.
They're such SweeTARTS.
It's Crunch time.
I love goblin Halloween candy — I just don’t want it to go to waist.
Sure, I’m eating this candy now — but I’ll exorcise after.
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