7 Mascaras That Will Give You Your Longest Lashes Ever

All I want is to look like a '70s pop star. Cher? Yes, of course. Diana Ross? Please! Donna Summer? Do I even need to answer that question?

What do all these wonderful women have in common? Long and luscious lashes. While most of these icons donned a perfect set of falsies (or two), I don't have the time, energy, or bank account to be gluing anything on my lids before work. That's where lengthening mascara comes in to play. I've tried all the tubes that promise length, but only a few have stood out in the crowd, just like how I want my lashes to look.

Through blood, sweat, and mascara-filled tears, here are the best mascaras for colossal length.