65 Celebrity Tweets That Are Either Awkward Or Hilarious, And Genuinely Make Me Laugh Every Time
Things are pretty heavy lately, so let's revisit some celebrity tweets that give me a good laugh every time...
1.Monica Lewinsky's excellent use of the shifty eye emoji:
👀 https://t.co/lrr5eCeCsA
2.Post Malone's meatball confusion:
is meatball an fruit
3.Cole Sprouse's thimble discovery:
Are you trying to tell me a thimble is not made for babies to take shots?
4.Billy Eichner exposing himself with his Spotify Wrapped:
According to my year end Spotify list, I am a young white woman coming of age sexually and emotionally in the summer of 1994.
5.James Blunt and his fan:
I love my fan.
6.James Blunt talking about his "You're Beautiful" money:
Hahahahahahahahahaha! No. https://t.co/dZeLFp5aaQ
7.Cher's Prince Philip tweet:
Love these
8.Kylie Jenner's life-changing cereal and milk moment:
last night i had cereal with milk for the first time. life changing.
9.Adam Scott's welcome to New York moment:
So excited to be back in New York City!
10.Kim Kardashian discovering what a pickle is:
Thanks guys! I had no idea a pickle was really a cucumber! U guys totally confirmed it!
11.Tony Hawk's life journey:
General sentiments I’ve received throughout four decades of skateboarding, by age:10: “You’re good for your age”20: “I can’t believe you can make a living doing that”30: “You’re still skating?”40: “Aren’t you too old for that?”50: “You’re good for your age”👴🏼🛹🌀
12.Martha Stewart tweeting the letter "L" and a picture of a cow:
13.Cher's most iconic tweet ever:
Wu Tang CherClan
14.Cher's second most iconic tweet ever:
@gagasapostle SIT ON YOU OWN DAMN FACE !! IM BUSY !!!
15.Kris Jenner calling people poor:
WOW wrong again!!!!! Their house is $60 MIL https://t.co/sIDG3FbSoP
16.Kevin Durant's History channel thoughts:
I'm watching the History channel in the club and I'm wondering how do these people kno what's goin on on the sun..ain't nobody ever been
17.Dionne Warwick struggling to understand Chance the Rapper:
Hi, @chancetherapper. If you are very obviously a rapper why did you put it in your stage name? I cannot stop thinking about this.
18.Cole Sprouse exposing himself as a Carrie Underwood stan:
It’s all fun and games until Carrie Underwood digs her keys into the side of your pretty little souped up 4-wheel drive.
19.Mark Ruffalo wishing his sexy friend a happy birthday:
Can’t contain my excitement for today is the Sexiest Man Alive’s birthday! Sending all the love to #PaulRudd. Happy birthday, my guy! 🤩
20.Lady Gaga getting upset about using coupons:
why do people look at me like I'm crazy when i use coupons at grocery or try bargaining at retail, IM FROM NEW YORK WHERE IS THE SALE RACK
21.Tony Hawk never being recognized by anyone:
TSA agent (checking my ID): "Hawk, like that skateboarder Tony Hawk!"Me: exactlyHer: "Cool, I wonder what he's up to these days"Me: this
22.Justin Bieber's love of arm:
i love arm
23.Jaden Smith's tweet about trees:
Trees Are Never Sad Look At Them Every Once In Awhile They're Quite Beautiful.
24.Paris Hilton tweeting about losing her Blackberry...in 2014:
Hey friends, I lost my blackberry. 😢 So if your trying to reach me, then text me on one of my three iPhones. 💋
25.Ashanti farting in front of her man:
How many ladies aint scared 2 fart in front of ur man?
26.Olivia Wilde's tweet about tanning beds:
in a thousand years archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.
27.Con shaqt lenses:
How u like my con shaqt lenses get it lol
28.Britney Spears' iconic global warming Lady Gaga tweet:
Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.
29.Monica Lewinsky revealing her worst career advice:
@AdamMGrant an internship at the white house will be amazing on your resume. 😳
30.Macaulay Culkin showing what a modern day Home Alone would look like:
This is what an updated Home Alone would actually look like.
31.Macaulay Culkin making everyone feel old:
Hey guys, wanna feel old?I'm 40.You're welcome.
32.Chris Evans pre-dog sneeze:
Two seconds later he full-body sneezed directly into my face.
33.Chris Evans and a problem I thought only I had:
I don’t think I have ever, even once in my life, plugged a USB cable in right-side up on the first try.
34.Seth Rogen responding to his mom's yoga tweet:
Jesus mom https://t.co/dJZPr2Y27o
35.Frankie Muniz's sausage confession:
I know I've probably tweeted this before but... Damn! I love sausage!
36.Ludacris's sincere penetration question:
Men if a woman says it's hard 4 her 2 have an orgasm from penetration, but easier from oral, do u please her or do u please yourself 1st?
37.50 Cent getting mad for having to take out the trash:
I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit
38.Kim Kardashian's iconic surf tweet:
kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!
39.T-Pain's deep thought about oysters:
Bro. Who was the maniac that decided to be the first person to try an oyster? Who tf looked at a rock and was like “I bet if I crack that bitch in half there’s gonna be something delicious in there”?! Then they cracked it and saw something from a nasal passage and was like BINGO!
40.Cher blocking someone's dad:
I blocked someone's DAD !?!Who was it ?
41.Justin Bieber longing for a lil' chicken love:
If chickens could say love me love me that would be awsome.
42.James Blunt sparing us all during lockdown:
During lockdown, while many other artists are doing mini-concerts from their homes, I thought I’d do you all a favour and not.
43.Ryan Reynolds getting a little too real with his daughter:
On our 6am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it's in heaven, visiting daddy's freedom.
44.Kourtney Kardashian asking an important question about ants:
Do ants have dicks?
45.Cardi B asking another important question about ants:
Do ants poop ?
46.Ryan Reynolds walking through a humid room:
I'd walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it's dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.
47.David Schwimmer proving his innocence:
Officers, I swear it wasn't me.As you can see, I was in New York.To the hardworking Blackpool Police, good luck with the investigation.#itwasntme
48.Justin Bieber's Rhode Island question:
Why is rhode island nor a road or an island
49.The giant meatloaf inside of Kris Jenner:
I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me
50.Kris Jenner sharting:
I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!
51.Ryan Reynolds learning a secret about Blake Lively:
@nypost THIS is how I find out?
52.Lil Jon's poop emergency:
WAS RUSHIN HOME TO TAKE A DUMP AND GOT CAUGHT BEHIND A SCHOOL BUS DROPPIN KIDS OFF!! LONGEST 30MINS OF MY LIFFFEEEE!!
53.Seth Rogen watching Cats:
I’m pretty stoned and watching Cats. I’ve never seen the broadway show. It is truly trippy. Am I supposed to know what a Jellicle is? They’ve said it 200,000 times but I don’t know what’s happening haha.
54.Al Roker making someone feel poor:
Me either, but I’m still cashing the checks. Merry Christmas! https://t.co/yfb7qhxXJi
55.Hulk Hogan's first tweet of his life:
First tweet of My life
56.Larry King's love of clocks:
I just had the thrill of a lifetime! Saw the clock change from 1:59AM to 1:00AM! I love clocks!
57.Ryan Reynolds' tweet about airplane toilets:
Airplane toilets are aggressive. It wasn't until I got back to my seat that I noticed my pants and testicles were missing.
58.Frankie Muniz getting real about his career:
In 2002 I was nominated for a Golden Globe. In 2020, I'm just sitting here staring in the mirror at my balding head.
59.Vanessa Carlton's advice at the beginning of the pandemic:
Don't go downtown.
60.Bob Saget turning into Danny Tanner:
Oh. My. God. I spend my day cleaning and vacuuming and sanitizing everything in the house. I have become Danny Tanner.
61.Kacey Musgraves with how we all felt in March 2020:
I feel like I’m somehow stuck back in that weird time period between Christmas and new year where anything goes
62.Seth Rogen, again, being embarrassed by his mom:
Please no. https://t.co/bCbHGTKffs
63.Lil Nas X's tweet about his dating life:
nevermind he texted back https://t.co/XeAjj39tBL
64.Pitbull eating Chinese food in China:
chinese food in china #mrworldwide
65.And last but not least, Reba locking her stylist out of her house so he had to sleep under the pool house:
Terry, my stylists, got locked outside my house last nite. Slept under the porch of the pool house!Sent from my iPhone