51 Halloween Jokes That Put The "Ha" In Hallow...Yeah, You Get It
1.Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? He had no-body to dance with.
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2.What is a ghost’s favorite meal? Spookghetti.
3.What kind of makeup do monsters wear? Ma-scare-a.
4.What do you call two spiders that just got married? Newlywebbed.
5.Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders? Because they have a lot of spirit!
6.How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried.
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8.What did the corpse's mom do when she got mad at him? She grounded him.
9.How does a vampire flirt? They bat their eyes.
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10.What ride do ghosts like riding the most? Roller-ghosters.
11.Who do celebrity vampires get letters from? From their fang club.
12.What room does a ghost not need? A living room.
13.This one about axe murderers:
14.What do birds say on when they go trick-or-treating? Twig or treat!
15.How do you fix a broken pumpkin? A pumpkin patch.
16.Why are ghosts so bad at lying? Because you can see right through them!
17.What does a skeleton say before dinner? Bone appetit!
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19.Where do werewolves store their things? At a were-house.
20.What is a Mummy's favorite type of music? Wrap.
21.Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffins.
22.Why wouldn’t the skeleton go trick-or-treating? Because it didn't have the guts.
23.Why did the vampire subscribe to the New York Times? He heard it had great circulation.
24.Why didn't the mummy have any friends? Because he was all wrapped up in himself.
25.What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An ameboo.
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27.What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist? He was repossessed.
28.What happened to the cannibal who was late to dinner? They gave her the cold shoulder.
29.What do you call two witches living together? Broommates.
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31.Why are demons and ghouls always together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
32.What kind of dessert does a monster like? I-scream!
33.What do birds give out on Halloween night? Tweets.
34.Where do movie stars go on Halloween? Mali-boo.
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36.Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
37.Who won when Dracula and Frankenstein had a fight? Frankenstein, because Dracula sucks.
38.Who does a mummy take on a date? Any girl he can dig up.
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40.What did the hungry zombie order at the restaurant? Ghoulash.
41.What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake sandwich.
42.Why don't ghosts like rain on Halloween? Because it dampens their spirits.
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44.What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling.
45.Why did the headless horseman start a business? He wanted to get ahead in life.
46.Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boo-ze.
47.Who are some of the werewolves' cousins? The whatwolves and the whenwolves.
48.What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
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50.Why did the ghost need a Band-Aid? He had a boo boo.
51.Why don't mummies take time off? They're afraid to unwind.
This post contains content from Cece, Jessica Misener, Andy Golder, and Andrea Hickey. It was compiled by Laura Frustaci.
