If you happen to be one of Cupid’s faves and you have a special someone to celebrate Valentine’s Day with this year, there’s a lot to look forward to. The flowers, the chocolate, the gifts, the ~other stuff~ (wink wink). But, honestly, the day itself can be… a lot. The coordination! The panicked outfit selection! The fight for a dinner reservation! And not only are you expected to show your love IRL, but you’re also expected to prove your relationship on social media. With the perfectly cute but somehow effortless pic. At the right time of day. And with a clever Instagram caption. Somehow this went from “Can you feel the love tonight?” to “Can you feel the pressure tonight?”
Even for those of us who don’t have a boo, the holiday still manages to bring some heat—and not always the sexy kind. Maybe you want to show off your Galentine’s party, or work celebration, or just celebrate your singledom on the ’gram for all the exes who've missed out to see. DW, there's a caption for that.
The bottom line? Look, we get it. February 14 rolls around for all of us, yet everyone’s relationship situation is unique. Unfortunately, we can’t help you un-complicate things with your on-again off-again hookup (although, we will do our best to give spectacular advice). We can’t make a dinner res for you, or deliver flowers. The very good news: We totally can provide you with those Instagram captions for whatever you decide to post, whether it’s a cutesy couple pic, flower arrangement humblebrag, or even solo self-love shot. Behold, the list of Valentine’s Day captions that will get alllll the hearts. You’re so welcome. Xoxo!
If your plans include a romantic getaway
Hun in the sun!
My forever travel partner
You make every day an adventure
The best place to be: with you
Islanded a good one ;)
If you're more light-hearted, and less sappy
Couples that laugh together, last together.
Blah, blah, blah, here’s our mandatory Valentine’s Day couple pic.
Thank god I swiped right!
We put the HOT in hot mess.
Tbh, it’s embarrassing how in love we are.
“Netflix and Chill,” they said…
The “she” to my “nanigans”
I called dibs!
My favorite person to be a silly goose with...
Did you know kissing uses 34 muscles? So yeah it's a workout.
If your love feels lyrical
“I love you! Always forever!” —Donna Lewis
“You are the best thing that’s ever been mine.” —Taylor Swift
“Heaven is a place on earth with you.” —Lana Del Rey
“My heart’s been borrowed and yours has been blue / All’s well that ends well to end up with you.” —Taylor Swift (You need at least two T-Swift quote options, it’s V-Day.)
“My lonely days are over.” —Etta James
“All of me loves all of you.” —John Legend
“Must be love on the brain!” —Rihanna
“Lucky I’m in love with my best friend. :)” —Jason Mraz and Colbie Caillat
“Love you like a love song.” —Selena Gomez
“I see it, I like, I want it, I got it.” —Ariana Grande
If you just wanna get a bit punny
I like you bear-y much!
Owl always love you.
A whole latte love.
Don’t go bacon my heart!
If you’re posting adorable office party pics
Having a heart-to-heart with the coworkers.
This meeting absolutely should NOT have been an email.
Get you a Party Planning Committee that can do both.
When the conference room’s rocking….
We’re all taking these flowers home, right?
If you’ve got the cutest couples selfie
Look at us. Hey. Look at us. Who woulda thought? Not me!
If this were Love Island, I’d couple up with them every week.
Cheers to my partner in crime.
I love our love.
Date Night: 2022 edition.
If you’re flexing some gorge flowers
Who sent me these?????
What in carnation!
Love is blossoming at my desk today….
Gather ye rosebuds.
If you’re a book lover
“I wish I knew how to quit you.” —Annie Proulx
“If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more.” —Jane Austen
“We are asleep until we fall in love.” —Leo Tolstoy
“Even if your heart is broken and attacking you, you’re still not better off without it.” —Rainbow Rowell
“Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.” —Emily Brontë
If you’re tryna show off a V-Day thirst trap
Feeling Valentine’s, may delete later.
Kiss me, I’m
Irish Italianit doesn’t matter!
V-Day ain’t over yet. ;)
Heading out for Valentine’s Day, haha, unless…?
Looking for some heart-eyes.
If you’ve got handholding pics to share 🥺🥺🥺
Where you lead, I will follow.
Always along for the ride.
I’ll never let go.
Dragged around but never a drag.
Run away with me.
If you just want to humblebrag about your S.O.
You’re my favorite blanket stealer!
Love your stupid face.
Am I doing this Valentine’s thing right?
Getting ready took FOREVER but we clean up nice. :)
Here to report that the whole V-Day thing is still awkward 10 years later, LOL!
If you’re single and loving it
Ovaries before brovaries. <3
I may be single, but I ain’t cynical.
Lonely Hearts Club? I LOVE that band!!
Just me, myself, and wine tonight.
If you’re single and over it
Happy Valentine’s Day, no one!
Please Like this post, I need the validation today.
Oh, is today a holiday or something?
“Sometimes I believe that some people are better at love than others, and sometimes I believe that everyone is faking it.” —Nora Ephron
Roses are dead, just like my heart.
No tricks, just treats
Just here for the frosting.
Pink’s my favorite flavor.
Accepting any and all chocolate donations, please inquire within.
’Bout to have a conversation with THESE hearts.
You like my discount candy? Gee, thanks, just bought it.
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