50 Tweets From 15 Years Ago That Won't Make Sense To Anyone Under The Age Of 24
Because everyone is talking about Twitter lately, I thought it would be fun to dig up some old tweets from the very, very early days of Twitter.
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All of these tweets are from 15 years ago, which, in retrospect, was a COMPLETELY different world:
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Bored at work. Myspace keeps me from going crazy...it's sad really.
2.
I have a MySpace stalker! Grr!
3.
is highly impressed with the battery life on her new shiny pink Razr phone
4.
Listening to Gnarls Barkley on my CD player.
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Lance from n synch is gay. Geez! Big deal!
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appear to have misplaced my blackberry. shivers setting in.
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filling out a survey on Myspace
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Drinking green tea and pondering the joys of a Blackberry.
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Chatting in BB Messenger on my Blackberry.
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man lost season 1 finale was disappointing, I have pop-sci-fi tv blue balls
11.
Created YouTube account - life will never be the same again
12.
going to blockbuster to rent the Wire season 2
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reading Perez Hilton
14.
learning about myspace, livejournal, and youtube from co-op students... wow
15.
Sitting on the couch watching Flavor of Love
16.
just replaced aging VCR & DVD players in home office w/a Sony combo unit from Costco.
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ordered a video iPod
18.
Working on my myspace profile.
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Chatting with friends on myspace
20.
Paris Hilton goes to jail next Tuesday, so my friend is having a Paris-Hilton-Goes-To-Jail party.
21.
is trying to get his CD Burner to work
22.
Oh mail woman, how i hate you. Another broken netflix dvd. Back to work :-\
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trying to record /burn a cd/r from mp3 and it wont let me...ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
24.
Just made an awesome Borat ringtone!
25.
Watching Rock of Love with Bret Michaels. I love Celebreality.
26.
dreamt about Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. must be reading too much thesuperficial.com
27.
Going to blockbuster to drop movie off
28.
I'm probably on Myspace right now...
29.
Was planning to redesign my myspace page a bit, but just peeked at the html/layout code... oh the horror!
30.
Hoping I get this job at blockbuster!!!
31.
Enjoying new Zune. Reminds me of when first got VCR.
32.
napoleon dynamite rulez
33.
Washed up, picked my clothes, charging ipod, on websites, on AIM, and drinking chocolate milk. What can be better? Too bad there's school...
34.
Saw I Am Legend tonight on date night. Great movie. Now home chillin w/ Tila Tequila on MTV.
35.
excited about the new Flip Video camera!
36.
wishing I was in the Oprah audience on the YouTube day...they all got a Flip camera...a cheap video camera...FOR FREE!!
37.
downloading some songs from limewire for my palylist
38.
I need to come clean.. I like the Miley Cyrus aka Hanna Montana song See you Again.. I admit it. Just bought it
39.
Used to b that it was impossible to find beanie babies around here. now theyre all over the place.
40.
trying to find a new ringtone. it's difficult to narrow it down, yet I'm too lazy to assign people different tones. lol
41.
Lol fun times with SmarterChild. I told him he is a thug and he said omg I can't believe I'm a thug! Good stuff.
42.
Thinking about Fergie and her London Bridge, what does it all mean?
43.
Watching "Dick in a Box" on YouTube. Very silly.
44.
Rihanna has her own line of umbrellas? Overplayed much?
45.
Organizing my Zune library...it's so fun.
46.
On the train with two hardcore chavs who are taking pictures of each other to put on myspace. I thinks its safe to say its mainstream now.
47.
Going to blockbuster for a flick or two.
48.
Why do I even know who Kim Kardashian is?
49.
Twittering from my cellphone to facebook
50.
Trying to decide if Twitter is a fad
See ya later, old lady!
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