50 People Who Just Had A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Worse Month Than You

My dear friends, if you just had yourself an absolutely terrible month where nothing went your way, just remember...

1.The person who will curse the country of Australia until the end of time:

Person at a sports event with someone wearing a kangaroo hat and holding up two Australian flags and blocking their view

2.The person whose bread had an extra-special filling:

A blue medical glove inside a piece of bread

3.The person who, on the bright side, doesn't have to buy curtains all winter:

A mountain of snow covering the window of a building

4.The person who has enough ice to last a lifetime:

An ice-maker with ice up to the top, with caption "I forgot to put the ice tray in the freezer"

5.The person whose potluck will now be taking place inside their Nissan Altima:

A pot of queso dip spilled in a car

6.The person who will almost certainly be patient zero for some sort of new, unstoppable super virus:

Person holding up a coffee cup with "Tips" written on it

7.The person whose food should be there in no time at all:

KFC app shows delivery going from Colorado to Minnesota

8.The person who learned one of life's most valuable candle lessons:

Candle wax all over a keyboard and monitor

9.The person who had a few friends show up to watch the game:

Arrow pointing to ants inside a TV screen

10.The person whose car is buried boundless and bare beneath the lone and level snow:

Car buried deep in snow

11.The person who was kind enough to share their grilled onions with their dog:

A pan with a big gap in the grilled onions

12.The person whose hot tub definitely contains heretofore undiscovered species:

A hot tub with a stained cover and dank water with bubbles is at the place they rented

13.The person whose kid had an exciting new learning experience:

Snow in the front seat of a car with an open sunroof

14.The person whose package was delivered to the dang Fangorn Forest:

An Amazon package sitting on top of a rock in the forest

15.The person who now must go on a hero's journey to retrieve their TP:

Toilet paper that rolled away from a person

16.The person who I know for a fact was listening to track 1 of No Doubt's 1995 album, Tragic Kingdom:

An AirPod in a spider's web in a garage

17.The person whose laptop looks absolutely delicious now:

Parmesan cheese spilled on a laptop

18.The person who experienced one of the worst combinations you could possibly experience:

A small drone tangled up in long hair

19.The person who got to behold this incredibly majestic view:

Snow on the side of a mountain and a huge expanse of fog, with caption, "Drove 4 hours to see the Grand Canyon"

20.The person whose stairs just got a visit from the ghost of Jackson Pollock:

Paint spilled on stairs

21.The person who seems to have melted one of them there Avatars in that there washing machine:

"I heard a noise from the laundry room and" caption with lots of blue liquid laundry detergent on the floor next to a washing machine

22.The person whose ribs got a little extra seasoning:

Ribs on a dirty floor with caption, "Took my ribs out to spritz them and they FELL"

23.The person who banished their chicken to the seventh circle of hell:

Before and after of a raw chicken in a pan and then charred to dust and bones

24.The person who just met some absolutely awesome gamer ants:

A box with video games open on the ground and infested with ants

25.The person who now has the cleanest mouth in the entire restaurant:

A bottle of hand sanitizer that looks like a bottle of dressing, next to a plate with food on it

26.The person who added a touch of love and a ton of pepper to their eggs:

Sunny-side up eggs smothered in black pepper

27.The person whose laptop got a nice little bath:

The keyboard of a laptop left next to an open window with water on it

28.The person who just hooked a tree up with the ride of a lifetime:

Keys hanging from a tree branch

29.The person whose shirt got wrinkled beyond human comprehension:

Very wrinkled shirt tied into a knot in a dryer

30.The person whose cake has an extra-special ingredient:

Candles melted into a cake

31.The person who lost the blueberry lottery:

A cut muffin with one small blue stain in the middle

32.The person who will be getting their daily serving of iron lickety-split:

Nail found in Chinese takeout

33.The person whose coffee went absolutely nuclear in the microwave:

Coffee that exploded in a microwave

34.The person who learned a bald guy lesson as old as time itself:

Bald guy with peeling sunburn on his head

35.The person who made probably the most moist banana bread I've ever seen:

Leaky "banana bread" with no flour in aluminum foil

36.The person who got some extra protein with their order of fries:

Fries in a container with a small insect on one

37.The person who is now part Q-tip:

Q-tip missing a tip with caption, "Guess where the missing part is?"

38.The person who was kind enough to share their toothbrush with a friendly little guy:

Large bug on a toothbrush

39.The person who had...THIS happen to them:

Large fingernail or toenail found in a sandwich

40.The person whose day is going to look a lot less Ilya Kovalchuk and a little more Scott Hamilton:

Broken hockey puck on ice

41.The person who found the elusive green orange:

An orange in a bag covered in green mold

42.The person whose jelly-filled donut was an absolute affront to all things good and jam filled:

Donut with just a tiny speck of jelly in the center

43.The person whose hot tub was stabbed through the dang heart like its name was Tubula:

A tree branch sticking out of a hot tub cover

44.The person who was lucky enough to witness the miracle of conception on their morning drive:

Two cats mating in the middle of the road as driver watches

45.The person who experienced probably the most painful thing that can happen to a finger:

A strip of missing skin extending from a fingernail

46.The person whose coat hanger had a bit of an accident:

Wood glue that looks like waste emerging from a hanger that looks like an animal

47.The person who would have been better off listening to the Oct. 31, 1998, "Wolfman's Brother" vacuum solo than getting into this mess:

Headphones tangled in a vacuum

48.The person who just lived every gym-goer's worst nightmare:

Sweat stain in the shape of a rear end on a mat, with caption "I put my head on this"

49.The person who's eating spaghetti and feet-balls for dinner tonight:

Cooked spaghetti and sauce spilled into a shoe

50.And the person who will never financially recover from this mistake:

A carton of broken eggs dropped on the kitchen floor