Man, I Honestly Feel Sorry For These 50 People Who Had A Really, Really Bad Month

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1. The person whose truck got a fresh new coat of bird-poop white paint:

Well, I won't be parking the truck here anymore. from Wellthatsucks

2. The person who was seconds away from being devoured by an escalator:

Was taking the escalator when it decided to take me instead from mildlyinfuriating

3. The guy with the best seat in the house:

The seat this guy got at the theater. Why do they even have a seat there? from FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

What's my man about to watch? Pole Side Story? Everything Everywhere All at a Pole? Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Big Pole? My goodness!

4. The person whose car should be the starting center fielder for the New York Yankees:

On the bright side I got to keep the ball from Wellthatsucks

5. The person who gave their AirPod a nice, cool, fresh coat of paint:

Ny airpod fell into paint from mildlyinfuriating

6. The person who is gonna be eating some good old-fashioned, deep-fried floor tonight:

I dropped my deep fat fryer on my wooden floor.. there is no god from Wellthatsucks

7. The person who had a peacock invade their dang domicile:

When you leave the door open and a bird gets in your house from mildlyinfuriating

8. The person who is about to engage in a battle of epic proportions:

The person who stole my AirPods off my flight is staying in a hotel two blocks away from me. from mildlyinfuriating

It's on.

9. The person who now must spend the rest of their natural life forever picking up Mommy's beads:

Accidentally dropped my mom's bead case. Will be busy for the next 12 hours from Wellthatsucks

10. The person who gets absolutely lasered by the sun every single morning:

This is where the light hits our bed at 8AM. from Wellthatsucks

11. The person whose wedding gift...turned into a wedding nightmare:

Brand new robovacuum we got as a wedding gift. Don't even know where to begin. from Wellthatsucks

A dookiemare, if you will.

12. The person with the chocolatiest luggage around:

Was wondering why the smell of chocolate followed me out of the airport... from Wellthatsucks

13. The person who cooked their iPhone juuuuust right:

My phone case didn't come with this pattern..... from Wellthatsucks

14. The person who apparently asked Wolverine to do their dishes:

Seeing this after my mother insisted on doing the dishes. from mildlyinfuriating

15. The person who is faced with Schrödinger's can:

No matter ho I try to pick this up its going to spill from mildlyinfuriating

16. The person whose seat neighbor just wanted to say, the hell with their stinky-ass feet:

On my flight. Can you like not? from mildlyinfuriating

17. The person whose bag wanted to get a couple of extra minutes of that sweet vitamin D:

Not my bag but sucks for someone else. from mildlyinfuriating

18. The person who was kind enough to share their bowl of jam with some friendly bees:

There goes our picnic from Wellthatsucks

19. The person who is probably about to live a real-world "mission impossible":

My girlfriend had a USB stick in her kebab from mildlyinfuriating

20. The person whose fridge door woke up one day and said, "No more":

My fridge door fell off from Wellthatsucks

21. The person who is about to learn the true meaning of desperation:

What is this gas station toilet paper from Wellthatsucks

22. Ol' Tiny Gloves:

What happen's when you put leather gloves in a washing machine from Wellthatsucks

23. The person who ordered their pizza scrambled:

it came like this. fucking hell. from mildlyinfuriating

24. The person whose dishwasher-safe water bottle now belongs in a modern-art museum:

My "dishwasher safe" water bottle. from mildlyinfuriating

25. The person whose bedroom ceiling didn't just collapse — it ERUPTED:

My bedroom ceiling collapsed from Wellthatsucks

26. The person whose car was literally felled by a dang wrench. A WRENCH!

Had a wrench thrown into our plans on the ride home last night from Wellthatsucks

27. The old chap with the minty-fresh nards:

Been battling a rash in my groin for a couple weeks. Today I wasn’t paying attention and applied toothpaste to my junk instead of my cream. from Wellthatsucks

28. The person who got a little extra surprise with their cheese:

There's a hair sealed inside my string cheese :/ from Wellthatsucks

Ummm, jealous!

29. The person who just might have the worst avocado luck in the world:

Every single avocado (minus 1) from a Costco pack I bought 2 days ago from Wellthatsucks

30. The person whose phone has been a naughty little device:

Having to BDSMify my old phone just to charge it. from mildlyinfuriating

31. The person with quite possibly the worst watermelon luck in existence:

Waited all summer to cut open this watermelon I grew in my yard. from mildlyinfuriating

32. The person who likes their coffee extra eggy:

Poured eggs in my coffee instead of creamer. from mildlyinfuriating

33. The person whose plumber apparently summoned the infernal demon Gorkinog the Cursed straight to their bathtub:

Plumber left my tub like this after fixing the sink from mildlyinfuriating

34. The person whose gonna be eatin' some good old-fashioned BBQ cardboard box tonight:

My BBQ sauces and rub finally arrived. Thanks, USPS! from Wellthatsucks

35. The person who blue themselves:

Had a pen in my pocket at work, looked down to this. from mildlyinfuriating

36. The person who hiked hours to see the most majestic waterfalls known to humankind:

Hiked for two hours to see these waterfalls from Wellthatsucks

37. The person who gave their AirPod a thorough cleaning:

There were 12 minutes left in the washing cycle when I saw this. from Wellthatsucks

38. The person who apparently did something very serious to upset the entire city of Cleveland:

The city of Cleveland installed the brightest god damn street lights I have ever seen on my street today. It’s midnight. from Wellthatsucks

39. The person who just got the road absolutely hammered:

bought my bf his fave liquor and my bike tipped over before I got it out of the basket. from Wellthatsucks

40. The person whose grandmama miiiiiight have left the croutons in a bit too long:

my grandma forgot the bread croutons in the oven from Wellthatsucks

41. The person whose sauce had a little special extra treat all for them:

TIFU not checking the sauce before pouring it into the pot from Wellthatsucks

42. The person whose phone got more destroyed than any phone has ever been destroyed:

My phone got run over by an excavator from Wellthatsucks

43. The person who had the most beautiful picture taken of them:

to renew a license from therewasanattempt

44. The person whose roommate sleeps with the dang Bat Signal as a night-light:

My new dorm roommate sleeps with a ridiculously bright nightlight. Barely got any sleep last night because of it. This is what it looks like when I turn the main light off. from mildlyinfuriating

45. The person who seems to have angered Petbe, Egyptian god of revenge, in their quest to do good for the world:

Was picking up roadside litter and then realized what the plant was.. from Wellthatsucks

Gonna need to make a call to Sekhmet after this one, folks!

46. The person who, saint preserve us, had this happen to them:

I think I'll go back to bed. from Wellthatsucks

47. The person whose home now belongs to the Wasps:

came home to this after a 3 month vacation from mildlyinfuriating

48. The person who fought valiantly and lost to the world's strongest lasagna:

Both my knife and fork broke while eating my lasagna from mildlyinfuriating

49. The person who got cheesed by a dang nincompoop:

some nincompoop CHEESED our car from mildlyinfuriating

It happens, man.

50. And the person who lost the cookie lottery:

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. from mildlyinfuriating

Sad state of affairs.