50+ Funny, Flirty 'Good Morning' Texts She'll Actually Want to Receive

Philip Ellis, Jordyn Taylor
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Photo credit: Westend61 - Getty Images
Photo credit: Westend61 - Getty Images

From Men's Health

If the first person you think about when you wake up in the morning is your girlfriend, you should let her know. Nobody ever didn't want to hear that the person they're dating is thinking about them. (And please, ditch those power-play "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" games, there's a pandemic and literally nobody has time for that.)

Sending a girl a text first thing in the morning is a simple way to put a smile on her face, and it means that she starts her day thinking about you too. Here are some examples of flirty, romantic and silly messages for whatever stage you're at in your relationship.

If you've only just started dating:

  1. "Let's play a game. You tell me something I don't know about you, then I tell you how cute you are."

  2. "Go kick this morning's ass. You got this."

  3. "How do you look so good when you wake up? (I can't see you right now, I just know.)"

  4. "Done your morning affirmations yet? Here, let me do them for you: You are smart, you are funny, you are kind, and you are damn sexy."

  5. "Tell me the weirdest thing you can remember from your dreams last night."

  6. "How do you like your coffee in the morning? Asking for the future."

  7. "I'm trying to cut down on my screen time, but I couldn't resist the urge to text you good morning."

If things are getting serious:

  1. "There used to be a time when the first thing I thought of in the morning was coffee. Now it's you."

  2. "Each morning seems a little bit brighter these days, and I think you're the reason why."

  3. "Every day I wake up and feel like the luckiest guy in the world."

  4. "I'm not usually a morning person, but I just woke up with a smile on my face because I was dreaming of you."

  5. "I just wanted you to know how thankful I am to have you in my life."

  6. "What's your top goal for the day? Mine is to make you smile."

If you saw her last night:

  1. "How is anything that happens today going to beat last night? I might as well admit defeat right now."

  2. "Woke up smiling after last night. I hope you did too."

  3. "Did I leave my watch at your place? No? Just my heart then."

  4. "I already know I'm going to be so distracted at work thinking about last night. If my boss asks, can I blame you? I'm blaming you."

  5. "Starting my day with a real spring in my step thanks to you. It's going to be a good one, I can just tell."

If you're seeing her later:

  1. "Counting down the hours, minutes, seconds, nanoseconds, and picoseconds until I see you tonight."

  2. "Date night! Sure, it's first thing in the morning, but in my opinion date night should last all day. Which is why I'll be texting you the things I like most about you every hour today."

  3. "Can't wait to kiss you later. If I were there with you, I'd do it right now, morning breath and all."

  4. "Tonight's going to be fun but the part I'm looking forward to most is waking up next to you this time tomorrow."

  5. "Need some help getting dressed later? ;)"

If you're apart for the time being:

  1. "I miss waking up to your beautiful face."

  2. "Mornings aren't as fun without you in my bed."

  3. "I wish I got to wake up next to you."

  4. "Will you be my quaran-tine?"

  5. "Zoom, Zoom, Zoom, Zoom, I want you in my room."

  6. "You can't spell 'quarantine' without U and I."

  7. "The only thing that would make this coffee better is if you were here with me."

  8. "It’s no fun waking up without you next me. Only ___ more days until we’re together again!"

  9. "I can’t wait until I can open my eyes to your beautiful face on the pillow next to me again."

  10. "Our bed is so much less cozy without you in it."

  11. "I can’t wait for you to come home so I can wake up and make you coffee again!"

If you live together:

  1. "The coffee is ready whenever you are."

  2. "Just arrived at work (in the living room). Miss you already."

  3. "Lunch date later?"

  4. "Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me."

If it’s some kind of big, important day:

  1. "Good luck today! You’re going to nail it. I love you."

  2. "You’re going to kick ass today. Thinking of you."

  3. "Good morning! Sending you all the positive vibes for the day ahead. You got this."

  4. "I know you’re feeling nervous about today, but I have all the confidence in the world that you’re going to crush it."

If you want to say something sexy:

  1. "I had the hottest dream about you last night."

  2. "I wish you were here for morning sex ;)"

  3. "Good morning to the sexiest woman on the planet!"

  4. "Good morning to the sexiest woman I’ve ever met!"

If you want to compliment her appearance:

  1. "You always look so beautiful sleeping next to me."

  2. "I love waking up and seeing your gorgeous face next to me."

  3. "Good morning, gorgeous!"

  4. "I bet you look so beautiful in the morning sunlight."

And the sexiest, most romantic message of them all:

  1. "I'm picking up bagels. What can I get you?"

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