It's never too early to start preparing for Halloween. There's a lot to do, after all! You have to come up with clever Halloween costumes, stock up on candy, and watch all your favorite scary movies to get in the spooky mood. For anyone who has a particularly corny funny bone, there's also a slew of silly ghost jokes to laugh at while you get ready for the scary season. While there are dozens of Halloween jokes out there, you might be looking specifically for ghost puns and riddles in case you've decided to dress up as a ghoul this Halloween! With these jokes, those Halloween Instagram captions will just write themselves.
If you're hanging with friends this All Hallows' Eve, ask them what kind of drink the ghost buys at a bar—boos! Or what about the ghost who's going on vacation? He went to the Boo-hamas! These jokes about ghosts are real knee-slappers and are perfect for anyone who considers themselves a connoisseur of dad jokes. There are also so many ghost jokes for kids that are perfect for hiding in their lunchbox to make them smile while at school. They'll get a real kick out the ones based on Halloween puns like the ghosts who love to play hide-and-go-shriek! If you're already cracking up, then you'll definitely want to read on for these ghost jokes that are sure to lift your spirits.
Funny Ghost Jokes
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What kind of horse do ghosts ride? A night-mare.
Who did the ghost take to prom? A ghoul-friend!
How does a ghost unlock a door? With a spoo-key.
Where do ghosts buy their clothes? At a boo-tique!
Why are ghosts and demons so close? Demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What room does a ghost not need in a house? A living room.
Why do ghosts love elevators? It lifts their spirits.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What position do ghosts play on the field? Ghoul-keeper.
Where do ghosts go on vacation? The Boo-hamas.
What did the parent ghosts say to their kids before a road trip? Fasten your sheet belts!
When do ghosts drink coffee? In the moaning.
Why didn't the ghost eat his candy? He didn't have the stomach for it.
Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store.
What's a ghost's favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
How do ghosts stay in shape? By exorcising.
Ghost Jokes for Kids
Why are ghosts terrible liars? Because you can see right through them.
What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Sham-boo!
What's a ghost's favorite type of fruit? Boo-berries!
What does a ghost eat with meatballs? Spook-etti.
What do ghosts do at sleepovers? Tell scary human stories.
Where do baby ghosts spend the day when their parents are at work? Day-scare.
What day do ghosts love to do their scaring? On Fright-day.
What game do ghosts play? Hide and shriek.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What kind of street does a ghost live on? A dead end.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
What's a pirate ghost's favorite kind of tea? Boo-tea.
What did one ghost ask the other? Do you believe in humans?
Why did the ghost go to the doctor? He needed a boo-ster shot.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
How do ghosts cry when they're sad? Boo-hoo!
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What's a ghost's favorite tree? Ceme-trees!
What did the ghost teacher tell the class? Look at the board and I'll go through it again.
How do ghosts send letters? Through the ghost office.
Why was the ghost embarrassed? He had a boo-ger.
Ghosts love astrology—they always read their horror-scopes!
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Are you a ghost? Because you look like my boo!
The ghost got lost in the fog and now he is mist.
Ghosts stay safe by buckling their sheet belts!
A ghost's motto is: Eat, drink, and be scary.
Ghost kids know not to spook unless spoken to.
Dull ghosts are so boo-ring!
Ghosts' favorite dessert is ice scream.
The ghost went to the theater to see a phantomime!