45 Celebrity Facts That Sometimes Keep Me Up At Night, Like I Can Never Forget Them

1.First and foremost, you remember Frankie Muniz?

Frankie's headshot
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Well, apparently he retired at 19 with $40 million in the bank.

Frankie responding to a fan by saying he retired at 19 with 40 million in the bank

2.The Rock eats and documents his ENORMOUS "cheat" meals.

We're talking four double dough* pizzas.

And here's dessert:

3.Lorde has a "secret" onion ring account where she reviews onion rings.

4.Cara Delevingne has a vagina tunnel in her house.

cara opening up a pink wall tunnel
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Yes, a vagina tunnel.

a door that looks like a vagina
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And here's the vagina tunnel exit:

A door that looks like a washing machine
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5.This is Kourtney Kardashian's children's playhouse.

  Architectural Digest / Via youtube.com
Architectural Digest / Via youtube.com

Yup, a playhouse.

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Architectural Digest / Via youtube.com

6.Matthew Perry is missing part of his middle finger:

Matthew Perry showing off his short middle finger
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7.AOC's nickname is Sandy.

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Kevin Dietsch / Getty Images

8.Christopher Walken's old friends called him Ronnie.

His birth name is Ronald.

His birth name is Ronald.

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9.Calvin Harris's real name is Adam. Like, that's what Taylor Swift called him when they were dating.

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Lauren Hurley - Pa Images / PA Images via Getty Images

10.This Ashanti tweet still exists:

11.This Lil Jon tweet still exists:

12.And yes, thank god this Kris Jenner tweet still exists:

13.Ths is Brad Pitt's brother, Doug Pitt:

at a premiere in LA
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14.Ryan Reynolds has three brothers:

at the Hollywood Walk of Fame
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15.Scarlett Johansson has a twin brother named Hunter.

on a red carpet
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16.Rami Malek has a twin brother named Sami.

at the Golden Globes
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17.Rachel McAdams has a sister who looks exactly like her named Kayleen McAdams.

at a basketball game
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18.This is what Helen Mirren looked like in her 20s:

in stylish '70s wear
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19.This is what Ricky Gervais looked like in his 20s:

looking like a young george michael
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20.This is what Morgan Freeman looked like when he was a teenager:

21.Here's what you think of when you think of Bob Ross:

painting a painting
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And here's what Bob Ross looked like in his 20s:

young and in the military

22.Here's what you think of when you think of Jason Momoa:

a big beautiful burly man
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And here's what Jason Momoa looked like in his 20s:

he was on Baywatch
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23.The Goo Goo Dolls were originally named the Sex Maggots.

Goo Goo Dolls accepting an award
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24.Limp Bizkit were originally going to be called Blood Fart.

the group limp bizkit in 2001
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25.The Spice Girls were originally named Touch.

in 1998
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26.There also used to be another Spice Girl named Michelle.

a picture of Michelle in an interview

27.Hannah Montana was almost called Alexis Texas.

Hannah Montana in 2007
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28.Monica Lewinsky is very funny; she's always making jokes like this on Twitter:

29.James Blunt is also very funny; he's always making jokes like this on Twitter:

30.Taylor Hanson has seven children.

Zac Hanson has four kids.

And Isaac Hanson has three kids.

For those not keeping track, that means there are currently 14 spawn of Hanson.

the Hanson 3
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31.Eddie Murphy has 10 children.

on a red carpet with his many kids
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32.Before he met SMG, Freddie Prinze Jr. was dating this person named Kimberly McCullough:

at the Teen Choice Awards
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33.Nicole Kidman's hair is naturally this curly:

in Sydney with very very curly hair
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34.Luke Perry has a son named Jack.

in the early '90s at a Cabbage Patch Kids event
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He's an amateur wrestler who goes by "Jungle Boy."

35.Eminem's daughter Hailie is 25 now.

36.Jennifer Lawrence has H2O tattooed on her hand to remind her to drink more water.

a closeup of her hand and a faint h20
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37.Ed Sheeran has a giant lion tattooed on his chest.

38.This is Tina Fey's husband:

Tina and her hubby

He is a composer, and I've never seen him before.

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39.This is Cate Blanchett's husband, Andrew Upton:

theyre hugging

He proposed to her 21 days after they met.

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40.These are some of Taylor Swift's first Myspace pictures:

mirror selfie
Taylor Swift / Via Myspace

A classic textured MacBook filter:

textured picture
Taylor Swift / Via Myspace

A moody sepia filter:

sepia tone
Taylor Swift / Via Myspace

And one of these blurry filters:

blurry MacBook effect
Taylor Swift / Via Myspace

41.Taylor also had the most Myspace comments ever, like this:

it says chorttle bitch

Remember when everyone just wrote the most cryptic inside joke shit on people's walls?

Taylor Swift / Via Myspace

42.This was Shaq's first tweet:

it says this is real shaquille oneal and its mispelled

43.And this was Danny DeVito's first tweet:

it says i just joined twitter i dont really get this site or how it works. my nuts are on fire

44.This is what Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle looks like today.

big glasses
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he has a bunch of tats and jewlery

45.And lastly, this what Billy from School of Rock looks like today.

being sassy in School of Rock
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